Best Jerking Poems

Oh my, my computer isn't working
No matter the amount of my twerking
Support, walk ten paces back
It's now a matter of fact
Keyboard loose, too much tugging jerking




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Split apart your ribcage, 
Unwrap me, for I’m left untamed 
Scrub away my filthy rage
Feeling this shame that must not be named 
“Let it go! Let it go!” – easy for you to say
Oh! Maybe I’ll let it go another day 
Just leave me be,...

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I had another one of those moments this week,
Although I did not feel weak, 
Or meek, 
And certainly not a freak, 
As the tears ran down my cheek.

I doubt the validity of anyone who watched the Indian production,
  Of the 1897 battle of Saragarhi,
And...

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