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Vlad the Impaler
There was a man;
Whose lived by the mountains for ages.
He was; but to be seen,
Or heard.

He was; truly bizarre,
With no lads by his side,
He lived...

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Categories: impaler, books, character, death, life,
Form: Classicism



Playing the Game, the Early Years - For Hillary Clinton and Vlad the Impaler Aka Putin
Playing the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin

In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps...

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Categories: impaler, humorous, satire,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Vlad the Impaler
VLAD THE IMPALER

Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me?
He bares his Transylvania teeth.
“Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon”
That devil, Dracula’s out for blood.

6/16/2017...

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Categories: impaler, dark,
Form: Clerihew
The Impaler
The Wallachian fields of yore,
had such a prestigious decor. 
Hanging corpses with his skill,
thirsting only for bloody thrill.

Crucifixes near a soulless heart,
fields of bodies displaying...

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Categories: impaler,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Impaler
stabbed onto a thorn
a shrike holds a prey in place
     now that's gotta hurt




Birds or Bees Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania...

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Categories: impaler, bird, imagery, nature,
Form: Haiku



Valid, the Impaler
pale people
paling comparisons
heads on takes
lives at stake


*paling- a fence made from pointed wooden or metal stakes
         ...

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Categories: impaler, political, race,
Form: Light Verse
Donald Trump
Donald Trump 
Is not such a chump
But If he found Cancer cure, brought world peace secure, and economy back from failure
Still by some he’d be...

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Categories: impaler, political,
Form: Clerihew
Bram To Bran - Contest
Whitby is a great little town 
Nearby Scarborough is too noisy by far
Here at Whitby. you can sit around
On the beach dreaming of castles afar

To...

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Categories: impaler, fear,
Form: Rhyme
' Monsters, Among Us ... '
‘ Monsters, Among Us … ’

 Scatter The Creeping Vapor-Stench, Away
  Expose The Wake of  Eerie, Fog and Shadows
And Nightshade and Fiends, and...

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Categories: impaler, allegory, faith, history, inspirational,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Unhidden
"The Unhidden"



courage winks
and grins 
Spring is in his step
harsh courage wins 
unhidden 
staring down 
the barrel of a lens

there’s a mad man 
losing marbles
sitting all...

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Categories: impaler, freedom, humanity, peace, war,
Form: Free verse
The Last Shall Be First
(The Torre Vela is a prominent castle tower
at the "prow" of the Alhambra Palace, and
dominates the Spanish city of Granada.)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw...

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Categories: impaler, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The Last Shall Be First
(Torre Vela = prominent tower, part of
the Alhambra palace, Granada, Spain)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw 
McDonalds milkshake through a straw: 
and if I must...

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Categories: impaler, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Dangerous Game
we remain
 at DEFCON 4
no cause for alarm
we continue to monitor
  this situation
very fluid
interesting times
buckle your
  seat belt

Nosydoomas prophesized:
  the Bear goes...

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Categories: impaler, anger, anxiety, dark, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Blood Bath
Chicago Bears are Raven mad
But Lions roar that's just too bad
With Rittenhouse free
To shoot you and me
Belfry Bats are cheering for Vlad*


* Vlad the Impaler...

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Categories: impaler, chicago,
Form: Limerick
Draculea
Ice in his veins,
mountain of sticks.
Suffers by the pain,
of a blessed crucifix.

First of his kind,
impaler he is known.
Leader of the blind,
from his coffin throne.

Jewels of...

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Categories: impaler,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things