Best Impaler Poems
Vlad the ImpalerThere was a man;
Whose lived by the mountains for ages.
He was; but to be seen,
Or heard.
He was; truly bizarre,
With no lads by his side,
He lived in the castle;
Of Romania of Britzsit.
When the wolves cried in horror;
When the mountains stood still;
There he was; looking at the...
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Categories:
impaler, books, character, death, life,
Form:
Classicism
Playing the Game, the Early Years - For Hillary Clinton and Vlad the Impaler Aka PutinPlaying the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin
In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come
And it was she who could now do the bragging
“Bill you’re an amateur, a...
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Categories:
impaler, humorous, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Vlad the ImpalerVLAD THE IMPALER
Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me?
He bares his Transylvania teeth.
“Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon”
That devil, Dracula’s out for blood.
6/16/2017...
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Categories:
impaler, dark,
Form:
Clerihew
The ImpalerThe Wallachian fields of yore,
had such a prestigious decor.
Hanging corpses with his skill,
thirsting only for bloody thrill.
Crucifixes near a soulless heart,
fields of bodies displaying art.
Scorching the earth each crusade,
Islam cursing his torturous blade.
Cordial visits of clueless guests,
sharing ideas with the noblesse.
Later slicing their fattened...
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Categories:
impaler,
Form:
Valid, the Impalerpale people
paling comparisons
heads on takes
lives at stake
*paling- a fence made from pointed wooden or metal stakes
a stake used in paling
6/21/2020...
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Categories:
impaler, political, race,
Form:
Light Verse
Impalerstabbed onto a thorn
a shrike holds a prey in place
now that's gotta hurt
Birds or Bees Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date written and posted: 06/18/2019...
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Categories:
impaler, bird, imagery, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Putin As Vlad the Impaler ReincarnateThe latter classified as a voivode
(prince) of Wallachia
(part of modern Romania).
Surrounded by enemies
that included the Hungarians,
the Ottomans, his younger brother,
and Walachian nobility,
Vlad employed extremely
cruel gruesome measures
to inspire fear in those
who opposed him.
He earned his nickname
by impaling his enemies on stakes.
No argument Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
equals and...
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Categories:
impaler, abuse, anger, bereavement, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme