Best Hygienically Poems

The police were called in
two days after he didn't show
for dinner, and it took another
four days before they realized, 
that the pile of clothes
they had all been 
stepping over in the hallway
covered what was left of the
bloodless body.

It had been picked so clean
and so hygienically...

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I Give You My Word on this P D
I could find myself falling in love with you easily,
and everyone knows that you're hopelessly in love with me already,
but alas, such a passionate love affair shall never be.
I will never allow myself ever to fall in...

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9I have a little drinking pot  
It’s been everywhere with me
Ive used it every single day
For brewing my Rosie Lee.
I've looked after my pot
With attention and care
Its lovely brown patina
Coating inside everywhere.

It adds a certain depth
To every single brew. 
Best pot care tradition, just
One...

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I find that modern concentration camps
are now hygienically focused,
fully concentrated upon themselves.

There, every glass wall is a two-way mirror
for the neatly dressed minds of swamp dwellers,
thay who slave away
weaving truth and lies together.

Nevertheless, germaphobia feels dirty all the same.

The eye in the pyramid has gone...

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