No P D & Me (Sadly)

I Give You My Word on this P D I could find myself falling in love with you easily, and everyone knows that you're hopelessly in love with me already, but alas, such a passionate love affair shall never be. I will never allow myself ever to fall in love with PD. Yes everyone, P D is a she and this sparky firecracker can't keep her hands off of me, Not now PD. We have company. Keep it under your dress for now my little PD. Also PD, I order you to go all day pantie free just in case theKidster drops by for a quick one from his little PD, and PD, there's no way to say this easy but there's much needed room for improvement with you hygienically. You really do smell my little PD. Remember my last visit? Your odor knocked me unconscious immediately. P D then had to call EMS (911) everybody. It took a whole medical team to revive me from the odor of PD. The only thing that smells worse than P D to me is PD's so called poetry. No P D & Me Ever, so sadly. I've broken my poor little PD's fragile heart. P D wants me so badly.