Best Humphs Poems

Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs...

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Crinkling crinolines creating
  a ballooning circle rising
    out from my shins.  
      They are itching.
        Socks neatly rolled into new maryjanes that
      ...

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plane, bus 'n train
elevators 'n escalators
revelers 'n sale-day crowds
is where we meet
STRANGERS!
looking away,
with no eye-to-eye contact
no nod, wink, grunt of 'Hi's',
never ever recognizing
the sharers of the commons
shoved together
withdrawn incognito.

Here for thee be : 
The Ten Commandments of Crowd Etiquette
Thou Shalt Honor Thy and Their Personal...

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we agreed to part
go separate ways
parting as such,
with sorrow 
bitter 'n sweet?
sorta
chat sometimes
meet up too, politely, 
with 'how's it going' texts
for the kids?
sorta
there's truce in trenches
with lay of arms,
air kiss hugs
looking away
with humphs 
of disdain? 
sorta
destruction is sudden,
so quick 'n easy
fast to gel 'n dry
healing...

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