Best Humourless Poems

One day I met a big black puma
whom definitely lost its humour
I showed it silly tricks
the puma licked its lips
became an unwanted consumer.

Composed 8/24/2017.
Animal nonsense...

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Hand in hand glued I walk with you
I am a waveless sea without you
I am a honeyless bee without you
I am a rootless tree without...

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Seriousness settles in, like an old friend
Seriousness spreads like a disease
Infecting us, accelerating, our aging process 
Our youthfulness, our playfulness, slowly slipping away
Our wonder in...

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- By Olongapoet

Are those dragon scales, your reason’s hides?
That I’d need St.George’s lance to pierce thru.
Need I look for angry Odin’s lost eye?
To see through...

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The moon bearer of light to his once dark soul
His celestial magnet on the seas of pain
Washing over lonely shores of his pain
Solace found in...

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  On white lines on valiant wheels
I head north leaving behind the City of Sails
       with its humourless...

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Happy lonely corridor 
I miss the swing you welcomed out of your fringes
I miss your brown shades of emotions
I miss accompanying your gaze searching for...

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The ball goes in the shirt comes off 
as all of England a bonkers plot 
but men never mention her sports bra 
the observation will...

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