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Best Humourless Poems

Below are the all-time best Humourless poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humourless poems written by PoetrySoup members


Humourless Puma
One day I met a big black puma
whom definitely lost its humour
I showed it silly tricks
the puma licked its lips
became an unwanted consumer.

Composed 8/24/2017.
Animal nonsense...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humourless, animal, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



A True Soulmate
Hand in hand glued I walk with you
I am a waveless sea without you
I am a honeyless bee without you
I am a rootless tree without...

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© Deepak A.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humourless, first love, i love you, i
Form: Verse
Premium Member Lines Written in Albany
On white lines on valiant wheels   
 I head north leavin' behind the City of Sails
with its humourless streets,
 its casino steel and...

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Categories: humourless, introspection, memorial,
Form: Free verse
Ignorance meets Insanity
Seriousness settles in, like an old friend
Seriousness spreads like a disease
Infecting us, accelerating, our aging process 
Our youthfulness, our playfulness, slowly slipping away
Our wonder in...

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© Amy Rose  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humourless, confusion, courage, depression, faith, fear, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Mythical Wit, Whimsical Myth
- By Olongapoet

Are those dragon scales, your reason’s hides?
That I’d need St.George’s lance to pierce thru.
Need I look for angry Odin’s lost eye?
To see through...

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Categories: humourless, lost lovemyth,
Form: I do not know?



Haunting Melodies of a Lonely Soul
The moon bearer of light to his once dark soul
His celestial magnet on the seas of pain
Washing over lonely shores of his pain
Solace found in...

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Categories: humourless, halloween,
Form: Prose Poetry
Space at the center
craziest fool staying zany love fun in the sun with some lubricated ladies excluding the blues and the moody just goofing around like Pluto and...

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Categories: humourless, faith, rap,
Form: Rhyme
The Swing and the Sea
Happy lonely corridor 
I miss the swing you welcomed out of your fringes
I miss your brown shades of emotions
I miss accompanying your gaze searching for...

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© Iman Roy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humourless, inspiration, sea,
Form: Free verse