Best Humidifier Poems

so beautiful is she when she smiles
so lovely is she even when she frowns
so far away is she and i can still feel her touch
so wishing she felt for me in the same way i feel for her

reality is like a common cold seducing you...

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Positive Airway Pressure
For your sleeping pleasure
Use that humidifier
Or your throat will be on fire
Getting started with a C-PAP,
You’re going to need a nap...

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You are lying on the couch
God's perfect toes sprawled in that little fashion

He make them like they should be
I love them
Curling with every breath and snore

You read me something
Moses talking
I swear I heard the passage

But

I concentrated on you

I'm dull from the spider bite
You've made the...

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The opportunity sparked a fierce desire
A cunning liar is trying to conspire
Plotting schemes that would require
Causing the masses tears to flood the mire
The choir sang with voices higher
Looking for a bold lady or noble squire
Capable of mending our old attire
Bake these words in an air...

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they used
to say if
there's a
will there's
a way and so

i tried not
to live with
materialism
but given now
at my age i've

accumulated
dated and what
i thought were
savable things
thinking how

could i
throw
these
memo
ries away

so my attic
fills as does
my basement
one mouse filled
the other mold damp

mouse traps and
a humidifier can't
make or keep
them to last
but what...

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