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Best Humdinger Poems

Below are the all-time best Humdinger poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humdinger poems written by PoetrySoup members


Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her...

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© Theresa CW  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick



Humdinger Spice
Humdinger Spice


Yesterday my friend fell on the ice
Yelled quickly bring me a vodka splice
Then called I said
She hit her head
Bartender bring a humdinger spice.



Written: 2014...

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© Theresa CW  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Dead Ringer of a Folk Singer, Humdinger of a Gunslinger
Fairly
Squarely
Rarely
Barely
Shot from the hip fairly, squarely true
Loaded clip but, rarely, barely drew




1-19-2018

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Categories: humdinger, cool, hero, imagery, simple, soldier, strength,
Form: Tyburn
Premium Member Way Back Then When I Was Ten
I was shot by Cupid's tainted dart
And puppy love awakened my sleeping heart
Tried to impress with exaggerated tales
Mark the box letters sent through the mail

Hunted...

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Categories: humdinger, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Madcap Happiness
happiness, puppy-sweet, lapping at toes. the strumming of sea nymph shells. the laughter of intoxicated friends, slightly tipsy, imbibing in whites and reds, sharing spousal...

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Categories: humdinger, friendship, imagination,
Form: Haibun



Premium Member Our Father God Makes US POETS- A Dedicated Verse to Caren Krutsinger--
--Our Father God Makes US POETS- A  Dedicated Verse to Caren Krutsinger--


Lord the colors of your world" indeed makes me a poet's heart sings...

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Categories: humdinger, analogy, appreciation, blessing, dedication,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MATHEMATICS

                      MATHEMATICS
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Categories: humdinger, education, encouraging, inspirational, math, truth,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must...

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Categories: humdinger, funny,
Form: Limerick
Tolled
James was his church’s  bell ringer
Some would listen and linger.
To make the bell louder
James became stouter.
Now he’s known as a real humdinger....

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Categories: humdinger, humor, religion,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Off Colour Lover


I know a young lady, won't mention her name

Posts naughty stuff often, for shame, for shame

My kinda filly, with that there's no question

Her mind can...

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Categories: humdinger, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member ARSE ABOUT FACE - BAWDY LIMERICK
Some use  hemorrhoid cream on their face
In my eyes,it is not the right place
But they ‘pile’ it all on
Till the tube is all gone
I...

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Categories: humdinger, age, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Grandpa
Allen “Gene” Claibourn
08.12.1932-08.05.2013
 
Grandpa showed me the way to 
get things done and how to do 
them right,  he showed me how 
to make...

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Categories: humdinger, grandfather
Form: ABC
Premium Member ADIOS MACHO IMAGE
ADIOS MACHO IMAGE

It used to be-
How many times I’ve said those four words –
To put it bluntly    a real man was hairy
If...

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Categories: humdinger, funnyold, old,
Form: Narrative
A Finger
A Finger

In Kansas definitely is a Dorothy
Who we heard is kind of earthy
Wants us to see her show and then
Behind sunflowers see her eyes again.

As...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Couplet
H
Hindemith hindered her hibernation hopes.
How hansome harmonies hurt.
They hint at her lonliness, her homelyness.
She hunts her heart, hankering for a humdinger to hold her here.
Honour?...

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Categories: humdinger, angst,
Form: Alliteration
Hunamity and Our Sanity
Hunamity and Our Sanity

Not only some but all the time
Committing sin sure is a crime
That has been against humanity
And along with all of our sanity;
Never...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Trump An Example of Bigamy
Effigy is a crude figure representing a hated person

Trump has been called an example of bigamy,
Which is why we want to hang him in effigy;
Terrible...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Me and My Lingering Finger
Me and My Lingering Finger

Had to get over another hurdle,
While cutting my crepe myrtle;
Just my luck,
Finger struck
Let out scream that did curdle.

Pray for my part...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humdinger, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick