Best Howlers Poems

My costume makes me look fat
And I lost my witches hat
I can’t find my broom
It’s not in the room
Now where’s my lucky black cat

An unfortunate man named Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth
Tried apple bobbing 
His jaw was throbbing
Poor guy can’t get no relief

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Here's some homework howlers,
By hilarious pupil terrors,
"An octopus has eight testicles."
Did I read that with my spectacles?
"Mozart sailed to Vietnam." For how long?
Why is there a clavichord in the Mekong?
"Rome is now in Africa." Do tell,
Didn't you learn map-reading too well?
"Mummy and Daddy's fave place...

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When the sun has left
And you are a failure
And all is lost

I parade around 
Hoping you will look up
Trying to change you from your sad self 
to your most fabulous philosophy

If you are determined to study your feet
I am at a loss to help
Luna does...

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I lament the misery of my femaleness and howl at the moon
My garden alive with bursting thoughts of mightiness and plenty
I am my mother’s savage daughter a Wiccan who will not swoon
I run with wild Appanoose horses and will show my female power soon
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