Best Hoses Poems
Vacumns and Garden HosesVacumns and Garden hoses
What can I say ….?
Well, they are the bane of my life
With their temperamental ways
Both are stubborn with a mind of their own
Needing to control the situation
They both catch, kink and “just”stop
Heightening annoyance and frustration
No matter how hard i try
Without...
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Categories:
hoses, anger, humor, spoken word,
Form:
Rhyme
Guns and HosesGUNS and HOSES
A charitable fight
Police and firemen
Passing blows through the night.
Having fun. Drinking some.
Striking their punches hard.
Pow! Thud! Rolling eyes! Numb.
My, oh, my! Rugged sight.
Competitive punching.
First hit left. Next, strike right.
Good compassionate fight.
Raising money for blight.
Passion at home that night!
Nine months...
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Categories:
hoses, family, father, funny, love,
Form:
Rhyme