Best Horsing Poems

I’m sick of hearing from old Bill that I’m a whimpish sort of bloke,
Because I don’t care for rodeo’s and can’t relate to outback folk,
That I prefer to travel in a car, when I go from A to B,
When I should be riding horses like...

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If I were a horse, what kind would I be?
A raging white stallion so wild and so free,
Leading the herd to new pastures green,
Sinuous, shiny; a sight to be seen! 
Handsome and striking; pawing the air
I’d be the desire of every young mare.

No, not a...

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(sorry, Tirzah, I could not do a nice long poem on horses.
I just felt like doing some silly limericks playing off expressions
for horses. Thanks for the inspiration!)

I Hate that Horse

There’s a horse that I so hate to see,
And at night sometimes he visits me.
His attack...

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sue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!

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02~19~17...

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Absorb what you observe as quite absurd,
have fun with wacky wit that's seldom heard.

       For instance, watch a shrieking monkey
           monkey with a monkey wrench,
    ...

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A starry night, a dark, Kentucky barn.
Who would expect any harm?

The chocolate mare her handsome, manly stallion.
Who knew that night, what would befall them?

That fateful night, he actually asked her for a divorce?
With her hooves, she jumped on his head, of course!

Her stallion passed with...

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she
bit 
her lip

not
in a
bad way

but
suggestively

i put
a bit in
my mouth

being
a little
hoarse

her
pony...

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A filly by the name of "Woe"
Never once won Win, Place, nor Show
The day she was bought
She was hot to trot
But went nuts from shouts of "Go! Whoa!"...

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Hop on for the thrill o your life
   A bronco might throw you in seconds
But on this ride you'll manage the reins
   Though your horse may be a runaway train

You'll go up, you'll come down
   You'll for sure bounce...

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Women get a charge off a steed
That understands their basic need
To gallop bareback
And take up the slack
Girls love to come with all due speed!...

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