Best Hooligan Poems

I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye...

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i knew you were a vandal when i saw you
i knew you would rip out my lungs and my heart like wrapping paper off a present
here i am, packaged & pretty, wrapped with a bow
and there you are, with avid and hungry eyes,
ready to claw...

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Awam kay sir par ochalnay wala badmash
Logon kay bal par ochalnay wala gunda........

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Cantankerous and hooligan,
his spirits were raging,
he was shouting and honking,
like a man gone amuck,
it was a sight,
and he was a fright,
he could have taken anything on anyone,
thats why they watched from afar-everyone,
suddenly eruption faded like a balloon burst,
he had sighted the policemen walking in first....

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