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Best Honkey Poems


Clive Gets Woke, Part Ii
“...The leftists that you voted for
jacked up the minimum wage,
so new workers like me cannot
get hired, much less get paid.

“And those very same people
ignore foreigners who work cheap,
they can work, and break the law,
But the same can’t be done by me!

“And then the proposed solution
to...

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Categories: honkey, anger, change, growth, political,
Form: Narrative
Ride Em Cowboy
my heroes have alway's been cowboys
                                       ...

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Categories: honkey, adventure, cowboy-western, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Lyric
Family Grief Family Happiness
Have you ever written anything without sub combing to tears ?
        
    My Family portrait in my mind , 2 older sisters , 2 brothers
        My Mother caring...

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Categories: honkey, addiction, autumn, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Racist Barber
You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk and when I left, I called the cops.
He forcibly strapped me in his barber chair.
Then that punk shaved off all of my hair.
As I looked at...

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Categories: honkey, funny, hair, humor, racism,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Git Yo Praize Onz
holler say what
yo yo yo
all the saint over there rise on up
git on up
everybody else where
git on up hold them arms, hand and eyes up toward the heavens
things gonna git better 
(when you)
Pray
(when you)
Praise so. . .
git yo praize onz git yo praize onz
praise up...

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Categories: honkey, appreciation, blessing, hip hop,
Form: Free verse
The Blurred Times
The lines are blurred when blended
I know first hand that govenment grilled cheese sandwiches
are delicious as I shared them with Phillup my best friend,
black as night and true as time...he was my ace
His mother, my godmother Lucille, chased us out to play
in streets equal parts...

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Categories: honkey, peoplechildren, parents, summer, children,
Form: Narrative



Juan Tells You He Is An Immigrant, Northern Mexico
Juan tells you he is an immigrant, northern mexico
that he learned to speak english in iowa 
and these coupled are the reason
Juan's accent is different
Juan is not mexican
Juan lives in fear of americans
Juan in america is a raghead
a camel jockey, sand 
this is not unique...

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Categories: honkey, anti bullying, prejudice,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Blm Reveals How the Democrats Selected Joe Biden
The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
    That's how they came up with a senile honkey


         Reprinted with permission from 
        'Ten Greatest Political Poems...

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Categories: honkey, animal, giggle, leadership, political,
Form: Couplet
Blood
Some people say that you’re not family if you’re not
“blood” related
But with today’s society what good does that do?
I say that family doesn’t depend on that red sticky substance that runs through you’re 
veins 
it’s what’s in you heart, how you feel inside
I only have...

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Categories: honkey, family, life, love, people,
Form:
Home Wrecker
You’re not welcomed here anymore
You got no business here anymore
You got no right to come in here anymore
You don’t have to come here anymore.

You leave for work
Come back later just to leave
An hour passes and you return
Only to leave again
Just coming back a few hours...

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Categories: honkey, anger, angst, betrayal, dad,
Form: Free verse
Whiteboy X
Call me clean stamp, 
I burn my brand on the devil with holiness. 
yea, I said it and it remains.  Watch the smoke sizzle 
to a sign that says "Fear God". Biff. Low and oppressed doesn't 
mean take the devils bs: belittling seriously.
now I...

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Categories: honkey, parody, social, urban, boy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Piano
Pick a tune with pazazz.
Play that great old time Jazz.
Piano man hit heights.
Please play those black and whites. 
Pure honkey tonk, tap feet.
Put old time feelings, sweet.
Perfection, feel the beat....

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Categories: honkey, music,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member Mr Bojangles-Piano Man
Piano man was what he said he was called.
Percussion he didn’t need to keep us enthralled.
Pianoforte, this was his instrument of choice.
Pacifying and entertaining with his velvet voice.

Piano man hit heights. 
Please play those black and whites.	
Pick a tune with pazazz. 
Play that great old...

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Categories: honkey, appreciation, cool, emotions, music,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things