Best Homophone Poems

Their once was a girl 
Knot two pretty an knot two ugly
Just a normal ordinary girl
She was inn love with the prints,
Butt couldn’t get clothes enough two hymn

Won day she came upon a frog
The frog said, “I’m and enchanted frog,
If ewe kiss me, ewe will...

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Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day...

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He saw with sore eyes, a belle by a bell
With a smile he couldn’t resist.
He wondered should they wander and they rested a while
Ensuring they missed the mist.

Good genes in good jeans, he told himself
As he ushered her into his home.
The maid made food and...

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HOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL 

In shining armor I am here, YES, your hero knight
Rushing to your rescue anon, day or night

With my mighty steed, Henry, I’ll come crash down the gate
Watch it when you mount him, he’s got a funny gait

I’ll save you from the...

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There once was a robin who flew
somewhat strangely down my chimney flue.
When I asked if she missed
due to morn's heavy mist,
she said, "That, plus I'm fighting the flu".

Unhappy with how much I weigh,
for a long time I searched for a way
to get rid of some...

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Homophones are words that
spelled same have different
Meaning.
A scam can arise from someone's
Lack of knowledge. The word groom
Can be used as a brides husband.
Combing you hair. Or an illegal term.
Before you ever ask anyone to
Marry you.Ask them to define these
Terms.And make them promise never
to help aid...

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HOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL 2

I saw a murder with my one good eye
A loud one too. What was the cause?
Commotion in the tree, thought I
Judging by incessant caws

It was in the early morning
Just a hair, I think, past eight
Maybe they were in mourning
Or was it...

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Each night I told you, “Dinner is served sharply at eight.”
But it was my heart on which you dined, that you ate.
I was never first, was never your number one,
just another bedpost notch, a trophy you won.

In your eyes there was no depth, nothing to...

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Round Mudville Market, foul air was omnipresent
butchers rent fowls’ necks to make tenant's rent, 
the scene that was seen was most unpleasant.

As sunset fell, we watched through evening light, 
as Casey mighty Casey held his stout bat tight
while striving poet searches to right words write.

Seems...

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Sea the wight-capped waives rolling inn the see;
here the howling wynds, wile I’m standing hear,
whale and forme hi waives. Theirs eh jumping wail-
tale upp inn the ayre!  This should make gneiss tail
two tel wen eye get holm. Butt now theirs too
blew wales inn wiaves-...

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Inspired by Jan Allison's brilliant "Eye Rowed My Hoarse", 
top winner of the July 2021 Word Play contest.

I'm knew to this language; it baffles me sew!
   With so many mysteries I wish too no -
I came to this country wile seeking warm climb
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The other day I got a flyer
Because I am a frequent flier 
And, as you have already guessed 
It said I was an 'honoured guest' 
In fact, the 'most important one' 
And a 'special prize' I had won 
I gasped out loud, my breath did...

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