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Premium Member Bros Before Hoes
There is no "Bros Before Hoes" code with me,
If you're a man who mistreats women, you'll get none of my mercy....

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Categories: hoes, men, women,
Form: Rhyme
Clock and Hoes
I'm a farmer 
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those

i use my hoes to get what a need 
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv

i was short on money 
so i put my hoes...

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Categories: hoes, bridal shower, farm, humor,
Form: Lyric
Pimpin' Out My Hoes
I collect the money each and every night 
Occasionally check with the Johns to ensure the service was alright 
A smack or punch in the face keeps them in line 
I keep a short leash on them, they might as well be blind 
Judy, Jennifer,...

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Categories: hoes, funny, me, night, day,
Form: ABC

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Holes and Hoes Rated G
a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means your going down
but if your just a hoe
muds seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow...

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Categories: hoes, farm,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things