Best Hoes Poems
Bros Before HoesThere is no "Bros Before Hoes" code with me,
If you're a man who mistreats women, you'll get none of my mercy....
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Categories:
hoes, men, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Clock and HoesI'm a farmer
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those
i use my hoes to get what a need
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv
i was short on money
so i put my hoes...
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Categories:
hoes, bridal shower, farm, humor,
Form:
Lyric
Pimpin' Out My HoesI collect the money each and every night
Occasionally check with the Johns to ensure the service was alright
A smack or punch in the face keeps them in line
I keep a short leash on them, they might as well be blind
Judy, Jennifer,...
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Categories:
hoes, funny, me, night, day,
Form:
ABC
Holes and Hoes Rated Ga hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means your going down
but if your just a hoe
muds seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow...
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Categories:
hoes, farm,
Form:
Limerick
Chasing the Twins of HoesOut of grandma’s garden popped the onion twins of Hoes
They ran around wildly, stomping down her neat rows
Stop! She screamed, but they did not understand her word
Thinking toddlers understand adult talk is kind of absurd...
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Categories:
hoes, humor,
Form:
Rhyme