Best Hoes Poems

There is no "Bros Before Hoes" code with me,
If you're a man who mistreats women, you'll get none of my mercy....

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I'm a farmer 
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those

i use my hoes to get what a need 
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv

i was short on money 
so i put my hoes...

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I collect the money each and every night 
Occasionally check with the Johns to ensure the service was alright 
A smack or punch in the face keeps them in line 
I keep a short leash on them, they might as well be blind 
Judy, Jennifer,...

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a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means your going down
but if your just a hoe
muds seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow...

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Out of grandma’s garden popped the onion twins of Hoes
They ran around wildly, stomping down her neat rows
Stop! She screamed, but they did not understand her word
Thinking toddlers understand adult talk is kind of absurd...

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