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Best High Maintenance Poems

Below are the all-time best High Maintenance poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of high maintenance poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Elephant in the Room
3 polished oak fans,
Swirling in robotic unison

High maintenance socialites,
Sipping on Merlot fallacies

Lemon yellow coated walls,
Flat,
Like their smiles

Comparisons of dangling Porsche & Bentley keys
A glorified day...

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Categories: high maintenance, funny, humorous, life, metaphor,



Red Hot Snapper

When a relationship is based
on a red hot snapper
with a knockout wrapper
that builds a fire in your jeans.

This kind of marriage is for
the movie screen.

In...

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Categories: high maintenance, girlfriend-boyfriend, passion, philosophy, wife,

High Maintenance Woman
A stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I...

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Categories: high maintenance, humorous,

Expensive Paperweight
I see you straight tripping
When you see my cell phone still flipping
Yeah, you think you're the shizzle
Drop it in water it still gonna fizzle
How's this...

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Categories: high maintenance, slam, technology,

Alcatraz
Alcatraz Penitentiary is located in California in San Francisco.
It became a Federal Penitentiary about eighty years ago.
Alcatraz was the prison where Al Capone was sent.
He...

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Categories: high maintenance, people, prison,

My Dog Oliver
M y precious beloved, neurotic doggie
Y es, I almost kicked my husband out of bed and replaced him with Ollie

D oes not like to go...

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Categories: high maintenance, dog, husband, husband, sleep,

Premium Member Time to steam
Ahh what does that mean?
I heard that in my spirit
Oh yeah I'll let off steam
I'll let you know how I feel
And that is bull s
Haha...

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Categories: high maintenance, faith,

Premium Member Primal Questions
Do I want to only look at new ones,
never been used,
or is that a too restrictive market,
too competitively priced
for virginity of place and relationship on...

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Categories: high maintenance, career, change, destiny, humor,

High maintenance babe
Today
you look
like a peanut 
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...

Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a...

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Categories: high maintenance, parody, thanksgiving,

Premium Member Deception - 'Memories 4'
Memories Episode 4
continued from 'Wistful expectations' - (Memories Episode 3)

Sunshine streaking through the blinds awakes me
My deficient memory state got a luxury sleep in
Encapsulating facts...

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Categories: high maintenance, anxiety, dream, memory, mystery,

Premium Member A Lesson from FRIENDS
High strung
Passionate
Perfectionist freak
Manic
Compulsive
Meticulous
Intense
High maintenance
HIGH MAINTENANCE
MONICA

Yes….I see a lot Monica in me. “You think I’m high maintenance???? Tell me how. Make a list and we will...

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Categories: high maintenance, how i feel,

Premium Member I'm Worth It
My friendship might take effort
I am high maintenance too
But if you face a problem
I’m the one who’ll stand by you

Time investment’s an issue
My love needs...

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Categories: high maintenance, friendship,

Master Mechanic
I like to sit and watch them boys
Tinker with their toys
Hood up, hands grimy
Sweat pouring down handsome faces
Oil spots in weird places
I like to sit...

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Categories: high maintenance, allegory, devotion, funny, passion,

Premium Member Immigrants Gone Native
I suppose it isn't rather nice
to think of us this way,
but to the squirrels
and the trees,
the robins and the grasses,
human natures are Earth's great transitioning...

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Categories: high maintenance, earth, environment, fear, health,

Ode To Women
I cant figure out why women are such a puzzeling sex to men.
I think its like the three letter word, we say when, and you...

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Categories: high maintenance, funny, husband, wife, women,

HIGH MAINTENANCE
High heeled leather pumps; the best will only do
In all different styles and colors; the most brilliant of hues
Gorgeous diamond jewelry; a temptation not to...

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Categories: high maintenance, life, people, visionary,

Office Damsel
She flits around the office,
Our own damsel in distress.
Every day, her world is ending,
She's one big, emotional mess.

A mouse or spider, will send her screaming,
She'll...

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Categories: high maintenance, work,

for KBR
I saw my muse today
She rode by on someone else's rhyme

And I continue to squat at the roadside

Crashin' words together
Slammin' words together
Rubbin words ...

Trying to...

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Categories: high maintenance,

DADDY'S GIRL
Daddy's girl:
The jewel of his eye.His sweet potato pie
Daddy's girl:
The precious pearl of the sea. Daddy's 
world revolves around his little girl you
see. She is...

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Categories: high maintenance, daughter, family, father, girl,

Premium Member MS BLACK THE HYPOCHONDRIAC


I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis
Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis

Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis
She so craved attention...

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Categories: high maintenance, abuse, imagination, psychological, sick,

Premium Member My Car Broke Down Today
My car broke down today.  Sob. Sob.
Poor me.

Some who do not know her, give sympathy.
I do not comment, choosing to walk away.
Cold hearted, me.

Could...

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Categories: high maintenance, moving on,

Hot Chick
High maintenance
Lots of patience
Trying to Stay out of 
Police stations
They drive you nuts
With there butts
You better have
A million bucks
I wish you luck
Nice clothes 
Fancy shows...

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© Mike Grant  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: high maintenance, 12th grade, america, art,

Sorrow Declining A Healing
Sponge socks, for walking on your eggshells quietly
whether they're robin's egg blue in the rain
speckled and peppered with bundles of pain
or whether they're white like...

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Categories: high maintenance, caregiving, life, people, sad,

Inside Jane
She's the finest one I have ever seen 
She requires a bath, but can't handle the Afro Sheen 
She is high maintenance, which I don't...

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Categories: high maintenance, funny, satire, song-time, me,

StUcK
Sometimes it's nice to be me
all of the glitz and the glamour
and the money in the bank
but sometimes it sucks to be me
Lonley when i'm...

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Categories: high maintenance, life, girl, girl,