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High Maintenance Woman
A stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I do enjoy her other vice....

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Categories: high maintenance, humorous,
Form: Limerick
High Maintenance Babe
Today
you look
like a peanut 
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...

Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a hairy biker
a body builder
who is about to explode
like a thanksgiving turkey
feed in steroids and cocaine
like a pig in an all...

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Categories: high maintenance, parody, thanksgiving,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member High Maintenance Tm
HIGH MAINTENANCE TM

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Categories: high maintenance, culture, society, women,
Form: Cinquain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



High Maintenance
High heeled leather pumps; the best will only do
In all different styles and colors; the most brilliant of hues
Gorgeous diamond jewelry; a temptation not to resist
Hone my very essence and surely enhance my wrists

Managing hair appointments; a color and highlight is a must
Angelic to the...

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Categories: high maintenance, life, people, visionary,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member High Maintenance System Failure
Chaos spreads like metastatic growth

In carefully designed manipulation

	Family therapy

The puppet mistress casts her chords

Feeds her prey with miserable traction

	Border lines crossed

Control is the trade she plies in glee

It corrodes and shelters dysfunction

	Emotional bribery

Responsibility declared abandonment

Regrets resentment sadness anger

	You make your bed and …

Vile venom sheathed...

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Categories: high maintenance, family,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things