Best High Maintenance Poems
High Maintenance WomanA stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I do enjoy her other vice....
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Categories:
high maintenance, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
High Maintenance BabeToday
you look
like a peanut
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...
Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a hairy biker
a body builder
who is about to explode
like a thanksgiving turkey
feed in steroids and cocaine
like a pig in an all...
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Categories:
high maintenance, parody, thanksgiving,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
high maintenance, culture, society, women,
Form:
Cinquain
High MaintenanceHigh heeled leather pumps; the best will only do
In all different styles and colors; the most brilliant of hues
Gorgeous diamond jewelry; a temptation not to resist
Hone my very essence and surely enhance my wrists
Managing hair appointments; a color and highlight is a must
Angelic to the...
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Categories:
high maintenance, life, people, visionary,
Form:
Acrostic
High Maintenance System FailureChaos spreads like metastatic growth
In carefully designed manipulation
Family therapy
The puppet mistress casts her chords
Feeds her prey with miserable traction
Border lines crossed
Control is the trade she plies in glee
It corrodes and shelters dysfunction
Emotional bribery
Responsibility declared abandonment
Regrets resentment sadness anger
You make your bed and …
Vile venom sheathed...
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Categories:
high maintenance, family,
Form:
Free verse