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Best Helluva Poems


Helluva Hick
H  eck yeah, I be PROUD to one a dose!
I  nbred? Lemme think (Who da HELL knows?)
C  ountry to the core and reapin what I hoe
K  ickin ass, takin names (Wantin sum mo?)...

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Categories: helluva, funny,
Form: Acrostic
A helluva dream
Down the rabbit hole I'm falling
Can't you hear the voices calling
From the darkness Creeping, crawling
Insanity, absurdity
A new day dawning
Judgements pending, Sins atoning
Wicked people and Lost souls roaming
Picked apart And tortured slowly
Only to remain Lost and Lonley
Distorted faces Smiling phony
Cackle laughing Hunger growing
Half dead beasts And...

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Categories: helluva, dream, god, scary,
Form: Rhyme
A helluva dream
Down the rabbit hole I'm falling
Can't you hear the voices calling
From the darkness Creeping, crawling
Insanity, absurdity
A new day dawning
Judgements pending, Sins atoning
Wicked people and Lost souls roaming
Picked apart And tortured slowly
Only to remain Lost and Lonley
Distorted faces Smiling phony
Cackle laughing Hunger growing
Half dead beasts And...

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Categories: helluva, dream, god, scary,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Blowing a helluva Hooley
Rarely not windy
In the far flung
Squarely unfairly unsung
Seriously deliriously magical

Mystical..mythical Catlins
Rather adept at being 
Scarily palaver kept..
Wild & warily windswept

Gusts crept not 
Slowing then leapt
Boom & bust thrust lust
Not caring us despairing

Sussed trussed trees cussed
Unruly unjust showing growing
Glaring..nonplussed
Haring..not fussed
Duly well &  
Truly cruelly blowing...

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Categories: helluva, nature, wind,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry