Best Helen Of Troy Poems

Her “face could launch a thousand ships”
It was love at first sight as I watched her strip
Till her camel toe
Began to show
And I realized she didn’t have lips!


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Black night I pray
To smash the walls of Troy
Wrestle Greek Gods --...

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Like Helen of Troy;
Your beauty brings joy;
Many will go the extra mile;
So they can win your smile.

Like for Helen of Troy;
Each admirer will use a ploy;
So he can hide his imperfection;
In order to gain your affection.

Like Helen of Troy;
Your love will destroy;
Leaving many disappointed;
Making one...

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In the midst of all the chaos, I think of you and wish I had your support and love. 

Changing of the season; the leaves fall, and I wish I were that autumn leaf falling into your arms, or perhaps whisked away in the wind...

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A thousand ships your face launches
Pitting my ship against a fleet of others
Snatching my heart, in a morass of mud drugging my haunches
Pouring torrents of my tears and fears in front of my brothers   

Rendering me disconsolate
Wondering why I let you in
Although it...

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As if you are Helen of Troy
You are such a nasty playboy

You wear a beautiful mask
From dusk to dawn dawn to dusk

You hurt me with Cupid’s arrow
My life is now full of sorrow

As if you are deaf and blind
You can’t hear and read my mind...

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