Best Heinz Poems
Below are the all-time best Heinz poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of heinz poems written by PoetrySoup members
Heinz 57Henry Heinz made ketchup
(First called catsup) long ago,
Plus a host of other products -
Some you'd be surprised to know.
On a train in New York...
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Categories:
heinz, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Heinz the GamblerThere once was a gambler called Heinz,
Who needed to pay off his fines;
The right numbers he got
For the lotto jackpot -
Alas all on different lines.
*My...
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Categories:
heinz, life,
Form:
Limerick
Ole Brownie (P1)“Ole Brownie”
The meanest and the best,
Proven among the rest,
My dog in Arkansas, pope county,
I present, ole Brownie,
With first cold front,
Arkansans begin the hunt,
Razorback hogs,
with their...
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Categories:
heinz, funnydog, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
My HeritageMy heritage is a mixture
Of backgrounds. Let's start on
My Dad's side of the family.
My Dad's mom is Irish and English.
My Dad's dad is...
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Categories:
heinz, dad, family, funny, grandfather,
Form:
Free verse
Boys Night InTonight there is a match on telly
The lads are coming round
most of them are married
So my home is to be the neutral ground .
If...
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Categories:
heinz, friendship, boy,
Form:
Verse
Brand LoyaltyThe toothpaste that I use is Crest.
I cannot tell if Crest is best;
But it’s the brand I’ve always used.
A change would get my teeth confused.
For...
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Categories:
heinz, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Atalanta Reincarnate(presumably still alive
predicated on rumored sightings dive
ving fast as blazing saddles,
her blitzkrieg,
nothing but...
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Categories:
heinz, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Epic
3rd October- Beans By Thomas Godber and Elise BuddleJo- deeeeeeeeeeee
Lovely! Where have you been, Miss Jo- deeee, you?
on a treadmill to the end of the earth, and you?
A place called yearning...
I was looking...
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Categories:
heinz,
Form:
Narrative
" the Doggone Dog Contest"“Doggone It”
Doggone it, all good male dogs mark their spot,
But Browne’s leak one day, he should have not.
Received sudden recompense,
From leak...
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Categories:
heinz, funny
Form:
Limerick
Don'T Forget the SausagesPop down to the shops Son
I need some bits and bobs
Just a few potatoes
And a dozen crusty cobs
While you’re there, you might as well
Get carrots...
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Categories:
heinz, childhood, family, funny, history,
Form:
I do not know?
Semi-1970 HypnosisDrifting, my excellence
Blonde air-line.
Comme ce comme sais.
Bungalow Bang
Leave my space. Richard Gere in my car.
Space-Fraud
Sickening Mercedes Benz
Woah- woah. That is.
Plastic Coke
Metal Cork. Colour the Heinz.
Lovely...
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Categories:
heinz, art,
Form:
Choka
Vignette-The Sunday School TeacherFirst birn of eight,Henry Heinz by name
Brought the common bean to worldwide fame-
In business,he kept his faith alive
Renown for the brand,fifty-seven
Eternal remembrance,now,in heaven
Sharpsburg born Henry...
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Categories:
heinz, faith, people
Form:
Narrative
The News SellerCallum is an old-fashioned man on the verge of becoming history’s memory
Ancient even in that he holds only one job but that is for privation...
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Categories:
heinz, celebration,
Form:
Free verse
Verbal IntercourseStrap ya helmet on
and while you at it
pass the keys, we'll
ride and eat on
words for dinner,
homie pass the
peas,
I don't...
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Categories:
heinz, on writing and wordspeople,
Form:
Rhyme
The Elementary Spirit of PoetryI am teaching poetry in an elementary
classroom -- a tiny girl with a large soul,
gigantic brown framed eye glasses and
a silky brown bang writes...
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Categories:
heinz, absence
Form:
ABC