Best Heinz Poems

Henry Heinz made ketchup
(First called catsup) long ago,
Plus a host of other products - 
Some you'd be surprised to know.

On a train in New York City,
Henry saw an ad for shoes;
There were 21 styles mentioned,
Quite a catchy lure to use.

Since he sold a lot of...

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There once was a gambler called Heinz,
Who needed to pay off his fines;
The right numbers he got
For the lotto jackpot -
Alas all on different lines.

*My experience with the lottery last week...

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Ketchup  I use Heinz Mustard


                                  Tomato liquid
    ...

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First born of eight,Henry Heinz by name
Brought the common bean to worldwide fame-
In business,he kept his faith alive
Renown for the brand,fifty-seven
Eternal remembrance,now,in heaven

Sharpsburg born Henry Heinz (1844-1919). a sunday school teacher
Year Posted 2009...

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“in Heinz sight”


way back 
when 
the 

beginning began 
bingo was 
yelled 

at and 
instead 
of beano

but beano 
is used 
to

reduce rudeness
that tries to 
be or

not
to be
expelled...

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