Best Hee Haw Poems
Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned on me!
....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing out these candles is everybody, here ?
Rent the tent her species his flee shes kong's balls inside love's stall a donkey.
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Come join Buck and Roy
for some picking and grinning
for us all
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Now look at Junior and Lula
Giving a big salute
from the corn fields so tall
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
There goes Granpa Jone and String Bean
Slapping their chest and knees
To a banjo and a harmonica's call
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Let's listen to Jim and John
Sernading to the gals
of Kornfield's lumber shaw
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Now don't forget about Minnie Pearl
and her straw hat with tag
swinging in the breeze from a yodel caw
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Well folks it's time to wrap up this salute
for all those who gave it their all
from the wacked out show known as
Hee Haw
Hee Haw
Tribute To
The Cast And Crew Of
Hee Haw
Thanks For The Laughs
RIP
Buck Owens