Best Hayseed Poems
Lunch With Tom Sawyer
...I won a lunch for two with Tom Sawyer
And there he was waiting in the foyer
He wore his best old straw hat
But was told "You can't wear that"
Good thing I'm a hayseed defense lawyer......
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Categories:
hayseed, celebrity, clothes,
Form:
Limerick
Chewing the Fat
...Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme
Very ......
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Categories:
hayseed, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
The Kentucky Hayseed - By Bob Atkinson
...The Kentucky Hayseed
- by Bob Atkinson
he looks a little confused
his mind cast in a fix
how can he concentrate on this
just a little bit
a jerky set of previews
float over and above
......
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Categories:
hayseed, cancer, discrimination, fun, health,
Form:
Quatrain
A Hayseed In the City
...A hayseed from the country, he had come
with money in his pocket just to know
the city life; he heard the steady hum
of people everywhere and traffic’s flow.
The day had been quite hot, as they can ......
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Categories:
hayseed, funny, day, friend, ,
Form:
Sonnet
Chewing the Fat
...Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme
......
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Categories:
hayseed, home,
Form:
Narrative
Companionship
...Shadows on lipstick
The pink is turning gray
Flakes in the corners
But I still have to pay
She said she was the best
Not ten years long ago
I’d pay double back then
But I don’t want to love her
I ju......
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Categories:
hayseed, business, confusion, desire, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Chewing the Fat
...Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme
Very ......
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Categories:
hayseed, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Needle In a Haystack
...The sun barbequed the skin, raising a tenderized pink glow
to the cheeks of the children in the ramshackle red barn.
The three story hay loft partly empty was bristling with tikes.
Pincushio......
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Categories:
hayseed, nostalgiagirl, red,
Form:
Narrative
Sylvan Summer Part Ii
...The sun barbequed the skin, raising a tenderized pink glow
to the cheeks of the children in the ramshackle red barn.
The three story hay loft partly empty was bristling with tikes.
Pincushioned with......
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Categories:
hayseed, adventure, happiness, girl, girl,
Form:
Narrative
Boa Constrictor and Anaconda
...Boa, Constrictor and Anaconda were out on a slither.
They saw some animals up ahead, yonder, some hither.
I’ll get the baby.
I’ll get the hayseed.
With greedy appetites all three snakes were a qu......
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Categories:
hayseed, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Chewing the Fat
...Narratives or at least that's what I call them
Without doubt win hands down every time
I've deviated with limericks and couplets and stuff
But I'm back to the old poems that rhyme
Very similar ......
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Categories:
hayseed, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Call Me Columbo Please
...I watched Columbo season after season,
Amazed at how close we were in unkempt appearance,
Disregard for fashion, comfortable in the same clothes
He had a soft non-threatening way about him
The ......
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Categories:
hayseed, nostalgia,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Handsome Harry and Hayseed Hank Handle Honey
...handsome Harry hastily harnessed hazardous hayseed Hank
heightening his hellish heebie-jeebies.
Hank helped Harry handle hordes of high-spirited hitchhikers
heaping a hodgepodge of hocus pocus on ......
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Categories:
hayseed, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Alliteration
call me crazy country hick
...Call me hayseed, bumpkin, hillbilly, or crazy hick
Fresh inspiring country air surrounds me thick
I could run outside naked if I wanted
I live where deer and wild turkey are hunted
Wild boars w......
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Categories:
hayseed, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Making H Famous
...Haggard honey-loving homies held Hank’s hamhocks hostage
He hitched his hayrack, having habitual hints hint his huffiness.
Harry harbored horrifically hideous habits, hissing his heebe-jeebies.
H......
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Categories:
hayseed, word play,
Form:
Alliteration