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Best Have A Heart Attack Poems

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Premium Member FANCY STRESS - COLLABORATION WITH THE AMAZING NINA PARMENTER
There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...

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Categories: have a heart attack, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Sticks and stones
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your lies will cease to hurt me
You think that you have finally won
But don't think I'll let you...

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Categories: have a heart attack, life, lost loveheart, heart,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison
Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison

There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the...

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Categories: have a heart attack, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member CHEESE AND WINE PARTY
I went to a cheese and wine party on Saturday,
where huge platters of cheese were on display.
There was Gorgonzola and creamy white Brie,
I devoured huge...

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Categories: have a heart attack, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Kotex in a Polar Vortex
The windchill is 45 below sanity
a snow man has frozen snot
dripping from his 1 carrot nose
but the cold doesn't stop the gun toll
in my sweet...

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Categories: have a heart attack, confusion, heartbreak, humor,
Form: Free verse



Night Awakes Fear
Walking alone in the middle of the night
Holding hands with the cold in the pale moon light

I hear more than my footsteps; look over my...

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Categories: have a heart attack, imagination, mystery, heart, heart,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Giggle till ya
	Giggle till ya?	9/8/11
Whoop’s, “that’s too funny oh stop your making me pee my pants.” Now that’s a good one, I’m so wet I need to...

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Categories: have a heart attack, funny, funny,
Form: Light Verse
The Legend of Smelly Nelly
Smelly Nelly was quite a charming girl,
She wore her hair in braids instead of curls,
Bathing several times per day in the Jewish way,
Yet many scoffed...

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Categories: have a heart attack, childhood, food, friendship, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Silly One Liners


If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me, sweet lady
What an opening line that would be
Guarantees you a slap, there...

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Categories: have a heart attack, silly,
Form: Narrative
Stubbornness
Original poem below...after the definition, found on www.google.com: 

"Full Definition of stubborn. 1a (1) : unreasonably or perversely unyielding : mulish (2) : justifiably unyielding...

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Categories: have a heart attack, character, deep, desire, devotion,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The little pen that tried to get drunk
That goofball husband of hers brought her to this joint to see her get drunk for the very first time. She actually plugged her nose...

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Categories: have a heart attack, funny, husband, drink, husband,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Driver of the Bus
The driver of the bus (like in the song)
Was urging folks to move along.

He called, “Hey Cellphone in your ear – 
Move it, buddy, to...

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Categories: have a heart attack, people, urban,
Form: Couplet
Conversation with an Angel Part 3
“Yeah, all the way. No ride, no bus, just walkin’. I can’t quit till I give you your
message, and finish drawing this sand script so...

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Categories: have a heart attack, faithangel, angel, life, me,
Form: Narrative
Struggles with life
19 in my city  bad enough that I already got two strikes with me so I keep my skateboard  close and move real...

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Categories: have a heart attack, black african american, community,
Form: Free verse
Rap is Where it's At
Rap Is Where It's At

jump in the game no here to complain
being busy as a bee in a land of make believe
we shoot for the...

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Categories: have a heart attack, art, rap,
Form: Free verse
Confessions to a Bartender
BARTENDER! BARTENDER! Pour me a drink if you please
strongest you got...get the lime twist it, with a squeeze.
Had a rough night last night..got a bug...

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Categories: have a heart attack, life, me, girl, me,
Form: Sonnet
My Sexy Other Wife

By the time you read this 
You may think I’m insane
But I have to lay it out
So you can see it clear and plain

My wife,...

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Categories: have a heart attack, funny, love, wifemay, me,
Form: Rhyme
Shawty
Every moment I pray,
That you have an extra day,
An extra words to say,
And an extra softball game you can play.
I still want to see your...

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Categories: have a heart attack,
Form: Epic
An Experiment Gone Wrong
Forgive me for not coming up to see you my dear.
I do not want you to see me as I now appear.
Out of pure necessity,...

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Categories: have a heart attack, science fiction, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Fake Ticket - a sequel
What do you mean it isn’t real
It was a winning ticket
And now all I can think to do
Is wonder where to stick it

A barcode and...

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Categories: have a heart attack, brother, family, forgiveness, hilarious,
Form: Ballad
the hypocondriac
i dont feel well at all today
i think ive got the flu
the sweat is pouring out of me
like ive had a vindaloo
its minus three degrees...

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Categories: have a heart attack, health
Form: I do not know?
Tiger Fierce
You can pin me down and take everything from me.
Thinking you really do something but it'll make me come back stronger.
Say some things thati'll have...

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Categories: have a heart attack, dedication, inspirational, life, song-me,
Form: Free verse
Thinner
Thinner than a shadow,
the man in the mirror,
where did all the flesh go?
Consumed?

Consumed by what?
it begs the question,
he needs to glut,
that's my suggestion.

He's up all...

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Categories: have a heart attack, addiction, anxiety, assonance, dark,
Form: I do not know?
Beach
When I see the man of my Dreams.  I feel happier or so it seams. My breathing starts to
deepen. My words start repeatin. My...

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Categories: have a heart attack, loveme, me,
Form: I do not know?
Mario
Mario is just a game 
that has caused me a lot of pain
get so close and then you die 
wish that italian could fricken fly
bowser...

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© Diet Water  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a heart attack, addiction, bridal shower, bullying,
Form: Rhyme