Best Hard To Swallow Poems

Hard to Swallow and Follow

Suppose what they tried was translucent
And we never, ever say where it went
Was in a form that became free-flowing
Skirt was too short so she started showing.

Some thought she was impeccable and adorable
While Republicans did say she was deplorable
What if in the...

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You were my one and only drug bottled
The label said 5000 miligrams of volite
The suggested use was choke one down
with a side of frustration to follow
The warning label said don't take with alcohol
or it'll send you into a mind numbing wallow
Taken daily it'll help you...

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I have a doctor named Bill
I visit when feeling ill
He prescribes lotions
Copious pills and potions
That made me feel worse still...

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HARD TO SWALLOW

Last summer I bought an ice cream
But although the taste was supreme
While eating my cornet
I swallowed a hornet
When I think about it I scream...

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With our separation in progress,
I feel the need to digress,
And the subject of marriage address,
Before I leave this address.

I think my conclusion sound,
And not out of bound,
With no need to turn around,
When my wife is around.

When one partner becomes a willing slave,
The other half will...

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