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Best Groceries Poems


Ordering Groceries On Line
And...

I need 24 quarts of 2% milk;
Okay, "6 gallons of milk!"
No, sir, I want 24 quarts, it stays fresher that way!
But lady we only have that in Silk.

Then I want twenty four plastic containers,
Will you pick them up all in blue;
And then divide up those...

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Categories: groceries, cat, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Yard Sale To Buy Our Groceries
fescue undulates across the pasture
a big yard sale sign pivots
back and forth; greetings, spend!!...

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Categories: groceries, life
Form: Kimo
The Single Guy Waiting With His Groceries At the Register Whilst a Child Screams
the single guy waiting with his groceries at the register whilst a child screams & mother whispers/growls obscenities 

after placing the divider stick
between the groceries making their way on the conveyor
towards the cashier &
his own, 
he begins to unload his foodstuffs onto the belt
amidst the...

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Categories: groceries, life, mother, child, child,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Groceries
I don’t want to go to the store. 
Picking up my coat.
Which makes the air feel worse. 
Outside, 
Is where they go. 

I entered the store. 
Hiding in the bathroom. 
It’s as if no one will find me there. 
Hahaha!

I like the flickering lights. 
The...

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Categories: groceries, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Out for Groceries
You sent him out for groceries.
He's been gone for centuries.
Perhaps you should have held your tongue.
Now, he is forever gone.
Where he rests now, I can't tell - 
could be he's fallen in a well.
Where he lies, you'll never know.
The answer ain't in the wind that...

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Categories: groceries, mystery,
Form: Rhyme
Too Many Groceries, Not Enough Cash
You brought a hundred dollars worth of groceries to my sales counter but you only have twenty bucks.
You knew you were bringing much more than twenty dollars worth of groceries to my counter, you suck.
People always bring too many groceries to my counter and can't...

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Categories: groceries, food, money, people,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Groceries
empty shelves long lines
grocery stores are bustling
people in the way...

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Categories: groceries, life,
Form: Haiku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things