Best Greeter Poems

The Greeter at a Museum
I am prepared to perform my mindless task 
when they open the doors at ten am 
and when the visitors enter...

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Do not let gloom get in your way
at start of day.
God gave the sun
to everyone.

When the sun shines, borrow a beam
and let it gleam
inside your...

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yellow meadowlark
offering sweet melodies
atop a fencepost
my mood suddenly lightened
I stroll toward the woodland 

Written May 23, 2022...

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September morn flutters its bright wings
Radiant colors of love and joy it all brings
Never just a dream
Drizzles fuse with summer air in delight
Rainbow looms are...

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Complaining Hitman

Sniper
Griper

Internet Detective

Hacker
Tracker

Welcomers at Adulterers Anonymous

Cheater
Greeter

Umbrella-carrying Pilot

Drier
Flyer

Male Greeter

Hello
Fellow

Elderly Au Pair

Granny
Nanny


April 13, 2022...

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I had some very good primary school teachers who were awesome 
But in all my schooling, one of my college instructors stood out to be...

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I am Li from the East
Not the the martial artist

I am half-Asian
Raised in Appalachian

I love to cook
Selling in any nook

I push and pull a cart
Honest...

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Born a bulb in blackest soil,
covered in total dark.
A lonely space beneath the earth,
waiting for rains to come.
Felt the moisture of early spring,
started to reach...

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My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble).

"As for my financial state, I am far...

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A Bear in the Grocery Store

By Elton Camp

The greeter on the grocery side
Screamed as her eyes grew wide.
Never had she seen that before.
A black bear...

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Obama, Obama he's our leader
He's not much more than a Wal-mart greeter
Though he didn't understand
Tea Party gave him a hand
Lost the House and it couldn't...

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Variety is indeed
the spice of life,
and when I think of
my immediate and
extended family
of this I don't have
to think twice,
with my three other 
siblings and all
of...

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Thinking about Brian's recent Footle contest (my crazy eyes had been seeing FOOTIE all this 
time and just realized yesterday it is called FOOTLE with...

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I could've been a cheerleader,
I could've been a Wal-Mart greeter.
I could've been a magazine editor,
I could've been an intimidator.
I could've been a doctor or nurse,
I...

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What are my pronoun options?
The conference goer asked
He, she, it, they – anything you want – make one up even - the friendly greeter declared!
The...

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