Best Grans Poems

Who snored the loudest was open to question
But each would deny such an insane suggestion
The phone rang just once and she opened one eye
‘Up you get, Nitro, we gotta fly.’

Nitro Cat yawned and he leapt from her lap
His eyes still half closed from his over-short...

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Gran had had a busy night
And so I manned the van
I said if you want ice cream, Kids
This evening, I’m your man

All the children shouted out
It’s Gran we want to see
Because there’s not much cash about
She gives us ice creams free

I said that's just the...

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