Ice Cream Gran 4 - Grans Day Off

Gran had had a busy night And so I manned the van I said if you want ice cream, Kids This evening, I’m your man All the children shouted out It’s Gran we want to see Because there’s not much cash about She gives us ice creams free I said that's just the kind of thing That Ice Cream Gran would do So if she gives out free ice cream I’ll do the same thing too Those kids sure had an appetite And many asked for two A couple ordered three or four And soon my stock was through I drove the van around to Gran’s Its chimes I couldn’t ring For when she let me take the van She said, ‘DON’T TOUCH A THING.’ I told her that the kids were grateful For her charity But when I told her what I meant She simply glared at me And when she spoke she said to me You know of you I’m fond But those kids saw you coming You were well and truly conned In future I will serve the kids And combat villains too And telling of my exploits? Well, I’ll leave THAT to you.