Best Gold Digger Poems

Well, now that I am registered officially,
into the ranks of those who search and dig,
for gold, and paper that's done and serialized,
or plastic that buys the pleasures on high,
I might as well sit down and think hard,
about all that I will buy with gold and...

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You go to work,
toil hard all day.
Works for me,
keeps you out of my way.
At the end of the month
you get your salary,
then you can buy me gifts,
with which to lavish me.

Wine and dine me
a few times a week,
then another I wont seek.
I need my hair...

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When you see her face
bucks are written all over
waiting to find her victim

Drinking your own blood
until you are fully drained
hah all the way to the bank.....

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half his age
and nearly twice his
height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
 
he loves her open
arms (and legs) –
his “tart”
spread-eagled on his
sports-car’s bonnet
 
she likes him for
his open mind and
open heart
but most of all –
his open wallet
 
she intends to stick
with him through
thick and thicker
and...

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Gold Digger

now I'm not saying she's a gold digger
but her hands are in my pants pants pants
and I'm thinking as far as I can figure
she's not asking me to dance dance dance 

cause the only tune I can hear playing
is the one that's in my...

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Gold Digger

My teacher says...
Me study everyday...
Me will be smart...
Life will be a lark..

Me no study, 
Me no care,
Me go marry 
A millionaire..

Me no beauty...
Me no need worry...
Me get money...
Go get plastic surgery...

Me a ravishing beauty...
Me ready to marry...
Me snare a rich man...
A millionaire the better...

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GOLD DIGGER
                  Once, a gold digger I met.                    ...

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killing for love? we should out grow it 
unless it's for deceivers and you know it
those less fortunate charity recievers
those pretty eye's and nails
masscara  that never fails
those that are witty for a reason
allways dressed up for the season
when you speak their eye's are wide...

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A wealthy old man in his fifties,
Loved a young girl he thought was just nifty.
His friends didn't like her.
They called her a piker.
But the old man said she was just spiffy.

He wished to marry the fraulein.
Asked his friends, "Do you think she'll be mine?"
I have...

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She's the type of girl,
Whose name everybody knows.
Because of all the guys she's been with.
That's just the way it goes.

Long lashed baby blues,
Her hair, a honey gold.
Her body, every mans desire,
But her empty heart is cold.

She promises forever,
Then leaves you without shame.
After she's gotten what...

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Creation
Between life and death
What is our destination?
Leave it to imagination
Stories unravel
Buried me in the gravel
Got to travel
Admist the worms and mud
Thud
Coffin lid creaks shut
In the underworld
Two years pass
What a stench!
A ruthless little wench
Disrupted my decay
To my dismay
Dug me up
Pried me open
All for three 
Gold teeth....

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She wanted diamonds and gold,
He only wanted someone to have and to hold,
She wanted all the treasures of life,
He wanted her for his loving wife.

He gave all that he had,
But not enough, so sad.
A heart of stone and cold as ice,
She wanted the whole pie...

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Spit fire and spin honey,
the target-a wealthy man and his money.

She has no other talent that qualifies,
just the sum of what quantifies.

She's got cause and family ties,
under the guise of friendship and lies.

Depending on time to line her pockets,
she waits like a spider to sign...

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She's  Flossy,

Champagne Taste With Beer Money,

She's Bossy,

Takes What She Wants,

All You Have Sonny,

Hold Your Peace,

And Let The Lord Fight It,

Because In Heaven,

Bling, 

Don't Mean A Thing,

Honey....

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I smiled invitingly, the screen 
Revealed woman of my ideal
Russian silk beauty, pure, unseen 
Pillow lips, brush eyelash appeal 

I said I could serve her well, my earnings
Would purchase nicest things of her yearnings 
I'll fly her here, get her spousal visa
Her eyes alight, replied,...

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