Best Go Dutch Poems

I sit here at the candlelit table in a silent plead 
Nineteenth century red wine is not what I need 
For I do believe I...

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I think I'll write a country song
about the weasel that 'done me wrong'
We'd have been married thirty years today
if he hadn't had a penchant to...

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Villanelle: How much is how near enough and yet not much

How much is how near enough and yet not much
The measure of the cup is...

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Oh why so devastated in such a state
what to wear,  to say,  on my first date 
should I be early, oh must not...

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I need no contest to write a poem.
The soul of my heart is where I call home.
I just look inside this very minute.
And then I...

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Emerald
Nmeri,
leaves of green. rose in red.
this star, twinkling white.
you are nature's rainbow who
paints her children with the colours of life.

Nmeri,
paint me red. paint me green.
In...

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Midge the Mouse could tell that her date was not into her
He was busy slurping down all the butter off their popcorn
She wondered why did...

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Sweet Mary Jane
She's always there for me through thick and thin,
Even though she knows, she'll just get burnt in the end,
We've had this affair for...

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A grove of trees, a witching wood, can almost hide day's light
And it's for sure, if you're alone, man's influence seems slight! 
Unless the negative...

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dah-DUM, dah-DUM, dah-DUM, dah-DUM, 

If they had sung a real good song,
Would not have joined and sung along,
If my friend had not drank so much,
Would...

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Trump A Lousy President

Without our consent,
Have a lousy president;
So much money spent.

Had been intending,
Economy descending;
Him apprehending.

Need another crutch
We lived and have learned so much;
When dating...

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There is a loo in south Baku
Where local dogs wait in a queue
They all go Dutch
Yet drink too much
They can’t resist a homemade brew.

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