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Mickey Mouse Justice

Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Tigers Gnaw Raw Flesh

tigers gnaw raw flesh...
earthworms dwell 'neath the surface
and reek of dank soil

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lark
nancy jones
october thirty-first two oh eleven
Form: Haiku

Entropy Peon Gnaw Real Chaotic Poet

theorizes, surmises, realizes, outlandish notions 
   manifesting jibberish inside frangible egghead,
especially when attempting tip ply words struggling 
   to describe abstract whims fed
by fancy,  groovy, heady indefinable 
   mind boggling ideas they weigh like a led
zeppelin inside gray matter squeezed 

   to the max like a sponge dark red
when saturated with near incomprehensible 
   thought processes that attempt to shed
light on cosmic principles, yet lack 
   mathematical familiarization wed
did with advanced studies in astrophysics (trace
sing pinball erratic mental reverberations
   leaves me stupified about mysteries of space
time continuum, quantum mechanics, 

   and even how my existence came about 
   since the presence of human race
whereat random 
   evolutionary circumstances took place
on planet (un) fit Earth analogous 
   to skien woven of sateen lace

via some invisible hand weaving 
   world wide webbed warp and sub woof 
   fur wrought primordial miracles 
   ranked (within schema by human primates) 
   as zen amazingly grace
full promenade, 
   per multivarious species, now one Janus face
sing self destruction duet hoo 

   weapons of mass destruction can erase
entire range comprising terresrial biota 
   unable to escape original weeknd update 
   with Jane Curtain, and Chevy Chase,
and according to Stephen Hawking the base
sic global web spun via *****Sapiens 
   will lose role as topdog 
   ousted from twittering, spotifying reddit queue 
   over stayed plenti potentiary pinnacle, 
   oracle outlook netzero for mankind as ace

forced to relinguish role, 
   sans self anointed supreme beast
(what a beauty this bipedal hominid), 
   whose surging population didst increased
the process toward total vaporous xfinity zapped – 
   frankly tubby sub letted and leased
to another organism 
   not needing tubby policed.


Gnaw Barriers

Gnaw Barriers

linguist gnaws 
through barriers of culture
with teeth of voice



27th Aug' 2013
Form: Haiku

Gnaw

I gnaw a little bit, 
but I gnaw lot.
I am a heavy application. 
I was flushed with emotion 
to flow to flow back 
through the heart every day, 
spam also gnaw a little.
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Premium Member Thoughts of a Border Collie While Pondering a Bone

Thoughts of a Border Collie While
Pondering a Bone

Mine, mine, mine, I think
as I drip drool on the floor.
Bloody meat clings
tenaciously to the hard bone.
White fat, like veins of gold,
marbles the red treat.
My owner is thawing this delicious
delicacy on the counter.
I watch and wait with longing
as I think of the animal odor.
Sharp canines will soon tear
and rend all from the cow’s femur.
My probing tongue will pull the tangy, 
succulent marrow from its hiding place.
When all has been eaten, it will
become my favorite chew toy as
I will gnaw, gnaw, gnaw until not
one atom remains.
Then I will lay back in the cool shade
and realize I am a lucky dog.


Kava Gnaw Just Ice

Oktoberfest means barrels of beer
So the Kavanaughs came for some here
The girls waited in line
Underneath that big sign,
"Liquor up front, Poker in the rear"
Form: Limerick

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