Best Give It A Rest Poems

There are behaviors that I detest
From people who preach that their work's the best
Lines of gobbledygook
Reads like a boring book
Time to give their arrogant pen a rest...

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I wake up screaming
Max the Axe has just chopped me into bits
It is not the first time
but this time I felt it.
I glare at my husband who is still clicking buttons.
Can you give that a rest? I ask.
He does not hear me.
He is in lahlah...

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Christians over Here
Muslims over There
Jews were you Are
Now for heavans sake
Give all your God's a Rest
Stop arguing who is Best
For if God is not 1
3 times accountable you Become...

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Silly me

I stayed right up until the end

The final credits

Probably the last to leave

For fear i may just miss 
something that never ends
up happening

Apart from sloppy seconds or
drunken leftovers such as myself

But it's like playing numbers
on the lottery

Once in you just can't stop

Just incase one's...

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aliens helped the Nazi's when Nazi's went to war 
they gave them these advances never seen before 
conspiracies are interesting don't last if a bore 
lasting when the facts match up and when they are ignored 
if Aliens helped the Nazi's then this theory has...

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Counting rain droplets on the washing line counting them off into infinity
Wonder if humanity’s Gods punishment

Nope still haven’t got it right
The lizardy ones lasted a while
Maybe try them again

Wonder if God has his own pest control
God picks up his phone
Inscribed with a Gold G
Hi Dave...

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Counting rain droplets on the washing line counting them off into infinity
Wonder if humanity’s Gods punishment

Nope still haven’t got it right
The lizardy ones lasted a while
Maybe try them again

Wonder if God has his own pest control
God picks up his phone
Inscribed with a Gold G
Hi Dave...

Continue reading...