Clapping feet to give hands a rest

Counting rain droplets on the washing line counting them off into infinity Wonder if humanity’s Gods punishment Nope still haven’t got it right The lizardy ones lasted a while Maybe try them again Wonder if God has his own pest control God picks up his phone Inscribed with a Gold G Hi Dave it’s God Yeah I seem to have an infestation of humans Any ideas Yeah I know but the flaming giant balls been done Somehow they all came back W starts with a d Tonight the part of God and Dave was played by me -No gods were harmed in the creation of this poem