Best Gets My Goat Poems

The Old Maid Gets a Goat

By Elton Camp

Miss Prunella found it too hard
To continue to mow her yard

For a solution, she asked all around
“Buy a goat,” was the advice she found

They said, “It’ll keep your yard neat
And fresh goat milk can’t be beat.”

She fenced her...

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What Gets My Goat - By Noah Kidding

Though I shy away from drink,
an unexpected case
of DT's finds this ace
of spades (also known as the spadille)
bleating heart liberal,

airing how disgrace
full the Tommyknocker of zee prez
doth aspire with
Desperation toward efface
sing outspoken, knowledgeable,

intelligent, et cetera grace
full Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,...

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For several years I've been a raftsman every summer,
      ferrying herds and noisy folks across this gray river
            who shout and argue about this body of water.

The goat-like shepherd...

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