Best Gets My Goat Poems

What Gets My Goat - By Noah Kidding

Though I shy away from drink,
an unexpected case
of DT's finds this ace
of spades (also known as the spadille)
bleating heart liberal,

airing how disgrace
full the Tommyknocker of zee prez
doth aspire with
Desperation toward efface
sing outspoken, knowledgeable,

intelligent, et cetera grace
full Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,...

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For several years I've been a raftsman every summer,
      ferrying herds and noisy folks across this gray river
            who shout and argue about this body of water.

The goat-like shepherd...

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