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What Gets My Goat By Noah Kidding

What Gets My Goat - By Noah Kidding Though I shy away from drink, an unexpected case of DT's finds this ace of spades (also known as the spadille) bleating heart liberal, airing how disgrace full the Tommyknocker of zee prez doth aspire with Desperation toward efface sing outspoken, knowledgeable, intelligent, et cetera grace full Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, sans The Shining eyes of dragon light, and self deluded Dreamcatcher importance bulwark brace sing, bullying, and spewing pot shot vitriol toward said neophyte lace sing his blather with spongy bobbing parrot head of his papa, who hoop fully gets ousted by Democratic candidate from place de resistance on pedestal, he haughtily perches touting himself as superior race, aye pray to dog his trace as human wrecking ball expunged and reprehensible brewed den mean ways vanishes upon election day November 3rd, 2020, and his ilk (henchmen one and all) in vase sieve like Kudzu, or other aggressive choke king courtesy intolerable, inhospitable, and ineradicable testy, pesky, and grumpy folk especially one bearded Dudley Doright dressed dude with gray flecks poke king the brown grizzle blindingly shimmering from "FAKE" filal smoke and mirrors Junior Firestarter slicked back hair doo evokes a joke lame Kujo, albeit cheap tricks up pa's city faux Taj Mahal sleeve!

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