Best Gassy Poems
Below are the all-time best Gassy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of gassy poems written by PoetrySoup members
Gassy Santa Near AtlantaStuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
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Categories:
gassy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Feast of the Beast: Jan Allison and Lin LaneThe mean old housecat has bulgy eyes
when she looks at us in our fish bowl
Oh, how much we've come to despise
that big mouth of hers,...
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Categories:
gassy, cat, fish,
Form:
Rhyme
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest AdditionsLimricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...
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Categories:
gassy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The RavingFrom 2010. Narrator is Robert Gibbs, snooty White House Press Secretary.
Lay, O Lord, a curse on press men, rude and churlish, sad, obsessed men
Who...
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Categories:
gassy, hip hop, parody, raven,
Form:
Narrative
Twelve Days of Christmas With Ziggy - Not For ContestOn the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me
a wet nose on my cheek
On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me
Two...
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Categories:
gassy, animal, christmas, humor,
Form:
Lyric
Miniature DachshundSmall and mighty,little and proud
One of the weeniest doggies around
but don't let size fool you, you're in for a treat
I am one of the bravest...
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Categories:
gassy, animal, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Man's Best FriendFor sixteen years my best friend was my dog,
a tad bit gassy and quite the bed hog.
Side by side, was everywhere we would go,
my...
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Categories:
gassy, dog,
Form:
Sonnet
Adopted PlutoVisual 1
Earth does ballet to stay in shape
dancing before the rubbernecking moon
that chases us around the sun
making waves in oceans like our emotions
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Categories:
gassy, childhood, fun, imagination, moon,
Form:
Free verse
What the Butler HeardWhat the Butler Heard
Extract from a memoir
Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall,
Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball.
Noses upturned with a touch of conceit,
Hob-Knobbing with...
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Categories:
gassy, character, england, humor, satire,
Form:
Couplet
PlutoPLUTO
The name conjures up a lot
Dopey Disney dog extra to the plot
Forgotten one-time planet of the night
Not a Jupiter giant, gassy bright,
I’m just a small...
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Categories:
gassy, philosophy, planet,
Form:
Couplet
To Be Read AloudAre you listening? Open your ears
For this is to be read aloud it needs your voice
Because it can not speak on its own...
This is...
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Categories:
gassy, funny, life, nature
Form:
Free verse
ShankI ate the shank of the turnips what a wonderful food
Dipped the cornbread into the pot liquor
Then shawshanked out of the room..
My mother-in-law...
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Categories:
gassy, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly GlommedHuman Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed...
Murderously Skewered, And Torturously Zapped
Directv linkedin to accentuate
piddly money crisis, tis zen uneasy fate,
I imagine dragons gyrate
ting, and licking chops,...
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Categories:
gassy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Dream To RealDream To Real
Kiara Lebel
Inhale the gassy air
Running through your lungs
Hearing the mystery tunes
Running through your lungs
Toxic gases taking over your body
Wanting to know when the...
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Categories:
gassy, dream,
Form:
Pantoum
Feast of the Beast - Written With Lin LaneThe mean old housecat has bulgy eyes
when she looks at us in our fish bowl
Oh, how much we've come to despise
that big mouth of hers,...
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Categories:
gassy, cat, fish, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme