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Premium Member Gassy Santa Near Atlanta
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”

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Categories: gassy, humor,
Form: Limerick
My Gassy Dog Carter
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!...

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Categories: gassy, allegory, animal, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Stomach Hurts I Ate Some Gassy Corned Beef Lettuce and Cabbage
Let us
Lettuce

Rancid 
Salad

Savage
Cabbage

Digest
Regress

Stomach
Toxic

Corn beef
Raw meats

Pepto-
Bismal™

12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Categories: gassy, analogy, body, pain, parody,
Form: Footle

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member My Stomach Hurts I Ate Some Gassy Cabbage
Kitchen
Mission

Savage
Cabbage

Digest
Regress

Stomach
Toxic

Pepto-
Bismal™

12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Categories: gassy, analogy, body, pain, parody,
Form: Footle

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry