Best Gassy Poems
Gassy Santa Near AtlantaStuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
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Categories:
gassy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Gassy Dog CarterI once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!...
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Categories:
gassy, allegory, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My Stomach Hurts I Ate Some Gassy Corned Beef Lettuce and CabbageLet us
Lettuce
Rancid
Salad
Savage
Cabbage
Digest
Regress
Stomach
Toxic
Corn beef
Raw meats
Pepto-
Bismal™
12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...
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Categories:
gassy, analogy, body, pain, parody,
Form:
Footle
My Stomach Hurts I Ate Some Gassy CabbageKitchen
Mission
Savage
Cabbage
Digest
Regress
Stomach
Toxic
Pepto-
Bismal™
12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...
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Categories:
gassy, analogy, body, pain, parody,
Form:
Footle