Best Garbage Disposal Poems
The Ogre In the Garbage DisposalHe likes an egg
without a shell, cracked
by the careless act
of a grocery store clerk.
There's always some jerk
who could make you sick
then read your obit
with a pained expression
as if that session
and consequence grim
had nothing to do
with him.
The Og. loves
spaghetti
is always ready
when you've...
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Categories:
garbage disposal, funny,
Form:
Rhyme