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Best Garbage Disposal Poems


The Ogre In the Garbage Disposal
He likes an egg 
without a shell, cracked
by the careless act 
of a grocery store clerk.
There's always some jerk
who could make you sick
then read your obit
with a pained expression
as if that session
and consequence grim
had nothing to do 
with him.
The Og. loves 
spaghetti
is always ready
when you've...

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Categories: garbage disposal, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things