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Best Funny Business Poems

Below are the all-time best Funny Business poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of funny business poems written by PoetrySoup members

In the Big House
So you’re in the big house
With the big car
The big driveway
And the big yard
With the big pool
The big fortress of high hedges
Between you and your...

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Categories: funny business, addiction, america, anxiety, business,
Form: Lyric

Fiduciary Fiasco

Now who entrusted an ugly octopus
with the pretty plaid pocketbook?

An eight arm six-finger crook
crawling up the vault wall
is such a dirty, filthy lucre look

Those pretty...

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Categories: funny business, identity, money, mystery, words,
Form: Burlesque
Malevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,

Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,

Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,

Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...

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Categories: funny business, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,
Form: Choka
Premium Member Wanna Fight

A funny thing happened to me at the saloon last night
This dude approached me and asked me if I was up for a fight
Answered “sure,...

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Categories: funny business, humor,
Form: Limerick