Best Freakish Poems

Freakish Fanny fled fine Finland
For far-fetched Formosa fields,
Forsaking fantastic fiords forever
Forfeiting flourishing forests,
Frigid fertile farmland, festivals
Forgetting feared future fighting.

written January 22, 2022...

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Caterwauling I had never heard
From brown bowels of the wizard’s herd.
Turned black Satan bat into a nerd.
Enchanted witch asked for a word.

I was being chased by freakish whores. 
Pure mischief oozed out of my pores.
I pounded on my grandmother’s doors,
She could not hear over her...

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