Best Footie Poems
FootieFootie on the Telly.
Footie on the telly, England verses France.
They'll kick the ball into the net then do a silly dance.
The fans they like to chant a song, they love to sing and shout.
Then there'll be roars when England scores, France will lose no doubt.
The...
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Categories:
footie, football, soccer,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
footie, funny,
Form:
Footle
Footie JittersI don't feel very good today,
Can you see it in my eyes?
I'm never off the toilet,
No! it wasn't all the pies.
I have probably caught a bug,
You know, the type that's going around.
I must have caught it at the football,
God! I'm hot, I must cool down.
The...
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Categories:
footie, food, funny, sports,
Form:
Burlesque
Categories:
footie, winter,
Form:
Footle