Best Fone Poems

Oi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik.  Tis allus best
Oi reckins to git it offen me chest.
Ar tis...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone should be slept
who is it with so much pain in...

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Dialing keys- g r a h a m b e l l,
Ringing.....phone......fone.......4nnnn......4n.....,
Calling-Hello...............Hello,
Graham Bell............,?,
Talking,mobile( phone),I am,
Of the French Revolution, the mobile evolution, I am,
Talking women then talking phones,are the talking points, true,I am!
With any body,anytime,any way,any where,I am,
In Big,in small,in black and in white, a life...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone should be slept
who is it with so much pain in...

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If that’s a heartache you’re drinking
Then to my way of thinking
You shouldn’t drink it alone
Mind if I sit with you, baby
Between the buts and the maybes
Go ahead an’ turn off your fone

The game is easy, there’s no rules
It only takes two broken fools
The stakes are...

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let's take a look at the beginning

wen the matters in your heart mattered to u alone

wen like BoB b4 Airplanes u wer unknown

wen the pp u had on speed dial wldn pick up e fone

n u hid the tears that only u knew wer dripping

fast...

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Less any objection with the missus,
versus never experiencing living alone
well...yes during that rough patch,
(sans during early adolescence),
I existed in a bone

huff fied impenetrable cocoon,
and just maybe before
yours truly dies, a clone
can be created from
stem cells of this doggone

melon collie, whimpering
beastie boy finally revelling,
where destiny does...

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hello ! i utter holding fone to the ear
a sigh apprise me some one was there
not saying a word kept inhaling air
who could it be in my heat there was fear
 
time was midnight everyone should be slept
who is it with so much pain in...

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 So here we are  Laura, reached your 40th birthday
               seems like only yesterday, on tower green we`d play
           ...

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deer mister god: momy said i coud rite a leter by mysef to you
i'd lik to talk on the fone with you but this wil half to do
id reely lik to set on yur lap, ticle you and pul yur beerd
maybee sumday i can do...

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Right Turns Hard Times
David J Walker

Only a scooter as if 
a Scooter 
       was just a toy

The memory disguised 
as an errant thought
Brought tears of joy

To a man returning to a boy
Before he could possible 
die alone at home...

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let's take a look at the beginning

wen the matters in your heart mattered to u alone

wen like BoB b4 Airplanes u wer unknown

wen the pp u had on speed dial wldn pick up e fone

n u hid the tears that only u knew wer dripping

fast...

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Friday nights are the nights to show 
dat you have been slaving all week. 
The nights where all the shining bits 
and pieces come out. Ladies talk in 
loud gale voices, showing off new 
dresses and shoes they can hardly 
walk in. When guys pretend...

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It's another new uncommon day
A day that comes just once in every four yrs
I'm happy I'm alive to see today 
God I'm most grateful
Facebook won't be able to bring up this memory until the next for years 
I won't be able to check the memory...

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MY PIECE MY PISS

You're such a beautiful creation
Unique among all creatures
Your brilliancy is unhidden
Voice like that of the angels
Smiles like attractive cheese

Your set of teeth is a charm
Sparkling like the galaxies
Always lost when stare at ur lips
Still can't rid my ming off it's spell
Nose too...

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