Best Fluster Poems
Complicated reactions to simple actions are merely distractions.
If I don't mask it it's bound to create damage.
lets not go there..
I'm still not sure what happened, there was nothing on the canvass.
You see I've had it with this madness you seek.
Don't mistake this for sadness.
It's anger I imagine.
I woke up this morning with hair spiking
With a comb I tried to comb it down
It was so frustrating and not very striking
With odd looking expressions I felt like a clown
So today I sat down on my chair
This will be the time of day
With gel in my hand I declare
I will put my hair down if it will stay
I was joking to myself so fluster I was
My hair did not stay down instead
The gel so sticky I stop because
I was in a panic I almost had tear shed
This morning I felt so confused
Even my cloths did not match
I almost blew my fuse
Because today I hit a patch
I finally got my hair to stay down in a way
With a smile I put a hat this will be O.K.
Fluster with Humor (3-29-13)
By: Reynaldo L. Mast
wake up fantasy
blows reality in face
dwindling fallacies
Example for Reality Contest
5-17-2016
Regan did command
always in air sea and land
should show a strong hand
we had called muster
were afraid in a fluster
a traffic cluster
so simple and plain
Walker always crashed the plane
insane will remain
captivating clubby chatter humourlessly unwind your fluster
(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • August 31–September 6, 2026)