Best Flown The Coop Poems

Grandma’s Flown the Coup!

Has anyone here seen Grandma?
We’ve been searching high and low
It’s time she joined the seniors’ home
Burt she doesn’t want to go
She packed up all her make-up
Paid her Botox bill in full
Her kids think she should act her age
She thinks that that’s bull!

Her...

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The hens have flown the coop
  Their owner mystified
He hit them with his silver spoon
  Didn't know they had pride

And now as folks leave Illinois
  Governor Pritzker, take a think
From the tap of the hen-owner
  You should no longer drink...

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