Best Flown The Coop Poems

Grandma’s Flown the Coup!

Has anyone here seen Grandma?
We’ve been searching high and low
It’s time she joined the seniors’ home
Burt she doesn’t want to go
She packed...

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The hens have flown the coop
  Their owner mystified
He hit them with his silver spoon
  Didn't know they had pride

And now as folks...

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I'm a firm believer
In limerick fever
(This isn't news)
"It'll cure the blues!"
Says Jan (who is no deceiver)

Written by Jan Allison:

Writing limericks is a fine art
Yes I...

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Mrs. Robin, busy as a bee
  visits my home's skylight annually
She builds a nest there carefully
  her private retreat, only I can see

She...

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I was on one continent and she another.
Both of us were always writing letters to each other.
I felt that we were headed in a romantic...

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Poor old Chicken Licken's not the brightest little bird
Keeps coming up with theories that are clearly quite absurd
He got hit by an acorn, and to...

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Butti the tortoise from the zoo has flown the coop

   Your brother Tutti misses you, you little poop

     ...

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  I stood in the doorway frozen in fear,
    Your coffin was within;
  The room was empty of sound...

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While strolling through the graveyard the other day, I was drawn,
To a host of stones with creative and pithy epitaphs etched thereon!
Such flowing poetic verse...

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I am no longer in my youth, it has flown the coop,
my bones, and joints won’t listen to my commands.
I spend most of my days...

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Growing up in a middle class suburb of Chicago, is it any wonder that Polly learned the art of political malarkey.  Watching the City...

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~ BY INVITATION ONLY - 1st ANNUAL POETRY SOUP CONVENTION ~

Relieve that stress and undue tension, First Annual Poetry Soup Convention!
Come to Maine this early...

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"Now when we showed up...
There it was, a professional set...
A huge Hammond B-3 Organ..
(King of all Organs..same as used
by Santana at Woodstock, etc....)
500 pounds of...

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HEADLINES FLASHING!  

NEWS CASTS BLARING!
 
 
     Sparrow found guilty of killing Cock Robin with his little bow and 
arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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"Daughter," "laughter," do not rhyme but ought to.
Pure squeals of joy ring out from every door.
For surely graced by God is the man who
Has daughters...

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