Best Flatus Poems
Below are the all-time best Flatus poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of flatus poems written by PoetrySoup members
Deadly FlatusI accidentally let one loose
one you hope no one had noticed
so guilty, face like a red spruce
acting like I hadn't the remotest,
It was...
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Categories:
flatus, confusion, death, humorous, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Getting Old Is Getting OldI've grown a bit slower, I've grown a bit fatter,
my mission each hour: relieving my bladder.
When I was a youngster, I had no...
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Categories:
flatus, age, old,
Form:
Rhyme
THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!
Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile
I’m...
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Categories:
flatus, anti bullying, how i
Form:
Limerick
Tom SawyerOld Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s
He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts”
The doc got a large trowel
To examine Tom’s bowel
As Tom’s flatus was...
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Categories:
flatus, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
flatus, funny,
Form:
Haiku
Birds of Flighttwo birds flying for fortnight
together flew down to settle
resting in branches of periwinkle
standing, gasping with freedom of flatus
then smell the sweet scents
of the princess flower...
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Categories:
flatus, adventure, beautiful, engagement, happiness,
Form:
Haiku
The 'F' Word For Alliteration ContestFlatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!
Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings
11-27-17...
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Categories:
flatus, body, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Alliteration
Cattle and Suv'sPolar bears, spotted owls and honey bees
Care nothing of scientific debates
Over flatus of cattle and SUV’s.
Some drop big oil drills and some drop big...
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Categories:
flatus, environment, political, satire, planet,
Form:
Villanelle
Flatulance Forum FarceBased on BBC news article "Fart in parliament: Row blows up in Canada"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187
Should our leaders discuss debt?
Under which we toil and sweat
How to tax us?...
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Categories:
flatus, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Verse
StressedStressed?
Another story hot off the press
Should you want to lower stress
Johns Hopskins research found a link
That somehow soon may raise a stink
Hydrogen Sulfide found in...
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Categories:
flatus, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Silent Butt Deadly - Hoof HeartedHe’d eaten baked beans for his brunch
Then onion rings he did munch
He built up so much gas
Which he then had to pass
The odour it sure...
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Categories:
flatus, body, food, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
DinotopiaTyrannosaurus have come to bore us
till the next Jurassic Park movie’s nigh
Archaeopteryx’s feathers look more like sticks
who believes this lizard could fly?
Triceratops were dutiful pops
still...
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Categories:
flatus, children, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
The Perfect World of Word's Mundus Verborum PerfectusIn regnis verborum, ubi somnia avolant,
Versum componam virtute purissima.
Calamo in manu, cor meum flagrat,
Narrabo fabulam, notissimam unquam.
Super tabula caelesti gratiae,
Colores amplexus amoris exprimam.
A primo mane...
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Categories:
flatus, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
CloudCloud
What can we say about a cloud
to say it is gloomy is patently wrong
you can say it is white, grey or black (dark)
but a...
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Categories:
flatus, blue, confidence,
Form:
Blank verse
River FiltersThe Ohio wipes its face every few miles.
This bend in the river
forgets the wharfs, the gravel silos
and power plants,
only occasional coal barges
push an industrial...
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Categories:
flatus, poetry,
Form:
Free verse