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Best Fit To Be Tied Poems

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Premium Member A Desperate Housewife - in limerick form
A desperate housewife I knew
had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
she decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.

Having always been...

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Categories: fit to be tied, adventure, wife,

Fit to be tied
I'm Restless and defeated
Feeling overwhelmed and cheated
My Plate about to topple
Don't you dare pop that waffle
Shut your mouth and the door
Clean the dog pee off...

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Categories: fit to be tied, silly, stress,



Premium Member Dragon Finds A Patron Saint
Dragon was having a bad time; nothing was going right, one day.
First, he tried to cut the ribbon for the new library… in his name.
A...

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Categories: fit to be tied, fantasy, fun, funny, giggle,

Premium Member My Ten Grands and More
One of my grandsons, name of Benjamin
He likes eating toast made with cinnamon
But uses his wits
To not eat his grits
Then excuses himself like a gentleman

Charlie...

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Categories: fit to be tied, familyme,

Night Dive (From a Bird's Perspective)
With an ebony plunge in the sea tonight
With the sky in a rage and fit to be tied
emerging opacity sleeps in my eyes-
clouds to be...

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Categories: fit to be tied, animals, nature, sea, perspective,

Mollie
Mollie's gone and lost her brolly,
left it on the bloomin' trolley,
what to do now she's fried,
Mollie's fit to be tied,
unprotected, without any lolly! 


NOTE: for...

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Categories: fit to be tied, funny

Mollie
Mollie's gone and lost her brolly,
left it on the bloomin' trolley,
what to do now she's fried,
Mollie's fit to be tied,
unprotected, without any lolly! 


NOTE: for...

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Categories: fit to be tied, humorous,

Mollie

Mollie's gone and lost her brolly,
left it on the bloomin' trolley,
what to do now she's fried,
Mollie's fit to be tied,
unprotected, without any lolly! 

 ...

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Categories: fit to be tied, humor,

Mollie

...to the one, the only

Mollie's gone and lost her brolly,
left it on the bloomin' trolley,
what to do now, she's tried,
she is fit to be tied,
unprotected,...

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Categories: fit to be tied, funny,

The angry mom song
I am fed up with being an angry mom
I'm fit to be tied and their doing it wrong
I didn't ask for much, just some time...

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Categories: fit to be tied, funny, parents,

Premium Member Classified
I was on a mission of my own
Got caught up by her charms
Wanted to spend a little time
Wrapped up in her arms

Missing from my duty...

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Categories: fit to be tied, adventure

Premium Member What Kind Of Ego
What kind of ego is required to ignore
The obvious love of Creator and King, 
As if there were profit in pushing aside, 
The air that...

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Categories: fit to be tied, religion,

From Now On
Knowing that hindsight is today’s wisdom
And yesterday is where my smarts come from.
Of many lessons learned ,some I can share
So that maybe others may be...

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Categories: fit to be tied, life,

Tainted Emotion
The moment that I met you
Was the moment that I died.
The moment that I touched you,
I was soon fit to be tied.
You gave me all...

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Categories: fit to be tied, break up, lost love,

Premium Member Aphorisms- Idiomatic expressions
*Aphorisms/ Idiomatic expressions*
(Short, pithy, instructive sayings passed down through the years)
Composed: by Tom Wright
7/12/2018

The man who coined the aphorism “Seize the Day”
Didn’t always mean “The...

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Categories: fit to be tied, satire,