Best Ferret Poems

Steamed Ferret

Very steamy hot thoughtful stuff
get me hotter sure enough
getting hard to  keep it down
feral  ferret will swim or drown

would you like to...

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I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...

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The temperature dropped by six degrees, 
snow now carpets the ground and tall fir trees.
I adore wintry days such as these,
and dash to the shed...

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I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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There once was a cranky old parrot
who had all the charms of a ferret.
She went to great ends
to get rid of friends
and now lives in...

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Rising from within,
bliss bursts on our skin,
furrowing each node,
played out as an ode.

Vaporised presence
ignites love's incense,
astride God's bliss beat,
vibrant head to feet.

Thus simply present
in this...

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Solo downunder

Where be you so lovely 
here I am alone in my bed
cold sheets, no passion, bit lonely
a dog on the patio, Ferret said

the night...

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Donald Trump
would get the hump
if the dead ferret fell from his head,
and voters wanted that as president instead.

for the name forsakes me Trump clerihew contest...

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Written: September 18, 2023
Unwritten Absence Poetry Contest              Sponsored by: Ink Empress
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In the...

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Well, it’s coming again, my poet friends-
A hint and then a wide burst of buds.
It’s that fling of spring thing,
Coming fast, hitting hard and smelling...

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A pet more exotic I'd wanted.

A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.

not a dog or a cat

something cooler than that!

I began my search feeling...

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A pet more exotic I'd wanted.
A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.
Not a dog or a cat -
Something cooler than that!
I began my search...

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Hello, I am a praying mantis from the tropics,
a killer really, once I bit off the head of my lover;
and then I ate him, yummy...

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The Endangered Species Act
referred to as The ESA
is currently having problems
that may not go away.

Several species of wildlife
many a beautiful beast
Could very well become extinct...

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to market get a carrot

sneak it home never share it

this our spaniel does

every day because

his lady friends a ferret....

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