Best Ferret Poems

Steamed Ferret

Very steamy hot thoughtful stuff
get me hotter sure enough
getting hard to  keep it down
feral  ferret will swim or drown

would you like to eat a chop
as i'm fumbling at your top
lamb is good but tiddley's better
cannot get the catch unfetter

can we have a...

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Ferret Legging
You never know what you’ll find on the net
Nothing much surprises me there and yet
I found a sport that takes no native skill
Just a strong pair of pants and a real strong will
Competitors’ trousers are tied neath their shin
Before two ferrets are securely placed...

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Well Andrea, second poem:)

I suppose feral ferret gets loose a bit,
when he ain't n isn't on the tit,
lived too long with little wit,
the ferret comes out cagey.

so sneaking through the tall, short wood,
to catch a chook, for her own good,
cafuffle feathers  tasty could,
be just...

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Well Andrea, :)
 I suppose feral ferret gets loose a bit, 
when he aint n isn't on the tit, 
lived too long with little wit, 
the ferret comes out cagey.
 so sneaking through the tall, short wood,
 to catch a chook, for her own quite...

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there once was a good looking ferret
proud of his body and loved to share it
had a free attitude
loved to run in the nude
didn't care who looked when he bared it...

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Inside a large, green, fat book
Was the tale of Budgeron Ferret.
I never read it for the story,
He was far too better than his tale.
Sitting inside that large fat book,
He had always told me one thing:
To never quit, if you’re being turned down,
Until they discover that...

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The
sudden
happening,
form transcending;
consciousness expands,
encompassing all space,
as our formless awareness 
merges into the That oneness.
Doubts fade as we become the answer,
no longer requiring a translator.

Upon descent back into mind body,
although we find ourself again bound,
we return with a clear knowing,
of Self within self now found.
This truth valid...

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I doff my many hats away,
To a lazy sunny Saturday,
Lounging, lazing and lying about,
Doing absolutely nothing but nowt,
Just loving and dreaming the day away.

My love and I have such a home,
Where on such days we never roam.
We sit together on our upper deck,
And all the...

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September 27th
You died today
Your life just slipped away
Maybe souls exist and I’ll see you again
Pretty lies we tell ourselves but it’s all pretend
My tethers to this world are growing thin
I often wonder why the say suicides a sin
The world with out you has grown a...

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