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Best Ferret Poems

Below are the all-time best Ferret poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ferret poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member This is not a limerick, it's a Nick Trimerick
This is not a limerick
It’s a Nick Trimerick
I’ve purloined the boy’s style for a while
To say thanks for the smiles
And cuz it’s fun to shoot...

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Categories: ferret, friend, fun, funny, humor,



Premium Member Animal Antics
I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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Categories: ferret, humor, pets,

Premium Member TIME TO GO OUT ON THE PISTE
The temperature dropped by six degrees, 
snow now carpets the ground and tall fir trees.
I adore wintry days such as these,
and dash to the shed...

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Categories: ferret, friendship, fun, humorous, snow,

Premium Member Sick Old Bird: COLLABORATION
There once was a cranky old parrot
who had all the charms of a ferret.
She went to great ends
to get rid of friends
and now lives in...

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Categories: ferret, humor, poetry,

Premium Member Ferrets, Racoons, and Skunks, Oh My
I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...

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Categories: ferret, animal,

Steamed Ferret
Steamed Ferret

Very steamy hot thoughtful stuff
get me hotter sure enough
getting hard to  keep it down
feral  ferret will swim or drown

would you like to...

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Categories: ferret, adventureme,

Solo downunder
Solo downunder

Where be you so lovely 
here I am alone in my bed
cold sheets, no passion, bit lonely
a dog on the patio, Ferret said

the night...

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Categories: ferret, angst

Trump
Donald Trump
would get the hump
if the dead ferret fell from his head,
and voters wanted that as president instead.

for the name forsakes me Trump clerihew contest...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ferret, political,

Animal Magnetism
A pet more exotic I'd wanted.

A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.

not a dog or a cat

something cooler than that!

I began my search feeling...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ferret, animal,

Premium Member Animal Magnetism
A pet more exotic I'd wanted.
A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.
Not a dog or a cat -
Something cooler than that!
I began my search...

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Categories: ferret, humorous,

Premium Member Praying Mantis Pet
Hello, I am a praying mantis from the tropics,
a killer really, once I bit off the head of my lover;
and then I ate him, yummy...

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© Dear Heart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ferret, insect, nature, pets,

Premium Member Puppy Love
To the market grab a carrot
Sneak it home never share it.
This is what my spaniel does
Every Thursday just because,
His lady friend's a ferret....

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Categories: ferret, animal, cute love, funny

Premium Member Attention Animal Lovers
The Endangered Species Act
referred to as The ESA
is currently having problems
that may not go away.

Several species of wildlife
many a beautiful beast
Could very well become extinct...

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Categories: ferret, animals

Birds of a Feather
Opposites may hold attraction
But lack lasting satisfaction.
Frequently push comes to shove.
In comes hate and out goes love.

Animals in fights and fleeings
Still are mostly social beings.
In...

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Categories: ferret, analogy, animal, bird, community,

Ferret Legging
Ferret Legging
You never know what you’ll find on the net
Nothing much surprises me there and yet
I found a sport that takes no native skill
Just a...

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Categories: ferret, animal, sports, drug,

Premium Member Funny Bunny With No Money
I’m just bunny, 
with a hop so funny, 
who’s hungry and needing a carrot-
so I flop and plop down on my seat 
and bugging me...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ferret, cat, children, fun, riddle,

Babysitting bloody Goats
Babysitting bloody goats,


Babysitting bloody goats,
Baaaa baaaa twinkletoes has notes,
Trying to get some bloody sleep,
Sounds like a rabid rancid sheep,
 a lonesome goat, you know it,
wheres...

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Categories: ferret, adventure,

the death of a lancashire lad
I bet he's up there, his nag astride, 
Ferret in sack, terrier by side.
I bet he's up there charming a lass, 
Ciggy in gob and...

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Categories: ferret, brother, death

Pet-sit Panics
***Crazy Menagerie***


I definitely bit off more than I could chew,
when I came a-running to my friend's rescue
He said it was no big deal, a real...

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Categories: ferret, adventure, animals, funnycat, me,

I Am a Little Rabbit
- I am a little rabbit, hrum - hrum,

I like sweet carrot, hrum - hrum,

I'm like a ferret, hrum - hrum,

Live in a burrow, hrum...

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Categories: ferret, animal, child, pets,

Sea Parrot
Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.
...

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Categories: ferret, adventure, animals, fantasy, funny,

Whippet
It’s the phantom window cleaner
He’s a man who’s built for speed 
You should see him cleaning windows
He’s extremely fast indeed
If you watch him climb his...

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Categories: ferret, devotion,

Strangers in Peoria
I met a proper woman in a proper pub on a Monday in Peoria. It was noon, time for lunch, and we were sitting stool...

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Categories: ferret, break up,

Premium Member Bad Bunny Silly Puppy
Believe me or not when I say, 
my bunny has had a rough day-
he ate puppy’s food,
he can be so rude!
why can’t you just stick...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ferret, dog, silly,

loyalty to blindbelieve
I still cry to the blues with sure hope;
Reeled in enmity of mine brainwaves to better believe,
My thoughts shudder within me unknowing how much more...

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Categories: ferret, history, life,