Best Feets Poems

cowboy threw me out   
then left on my horse with her  
shots heard near boot hill...

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Ah gotsta tell y’all ‘bout ma own two feet,
Fo transportation dey can’t be beat.

I’m right proud a them clod hoppers, see,
Cause they always trekin’ on ahead a me.

Don’t reckon dey ain’t no place dey ain’t never been,
And if’n dey was I fo sho cainst remember...

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We've all seen and heard of amazing feats over the years,
That have elicited our respect, applause and raucous cheers!
Brave souls have scaled Mount Everest, others are skilled at skeets,
While others gracefully excelled with their amazing feets!

Gauche is he who doesn't applaud the ballerina in lacy...

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Tap tap tapping tickle toes
whose toes are those
caught in the throes
of Jimmy Choo’s canker toes?

Pigeon tootsies, pointy footsies
wiggly wonders, buckled under
piggies crossing over and under

All in the name of . . . 

STYLE!!

Legs appear longer, calves look stronger
heels higher in honor of 
the fashion donner...

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