Best Fatty Poems

dusty was the scale, under the bathroom sink
all it needed to work, were two bare feet
 and it would tell the tale 
 and tell the tale true 
a bit portly, bending over just to see...

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Bodyweight !.. I constantly gain..
Diet Regime ..gone in vain...
My body- totally out of shape..
Gymnasium is a total waste!


Huge shoes and clothes size-jumbo,
They tease me"Fatty Little Bumbo".
They say I'm fat and call me a ball,
Or they say I am huge wall.


Elephant, Hippo , they call me...

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How did I end up in this state? 
I'm always fighting with my weight, 
I'd like to put it down to fate, 
but that ain't honest! 

I know for sure what I do wrong, 
I've known the truth all along, 
but I always sing a...

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FATTY MOUTH
When I was a kid I used to scare other kids.                                 ...

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My fatty neighbour two hours in a day
Trying to burn excess kilocalories.
I always advise him- " No worries,
There is for burning much better way.
But best of all, no doubt-crematoriums"....

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Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) -

Our beloved youngest daughter Shana Aubrey
(endearingly called “Shayne Punim”)
still feels under the weather,
with symptoms centered around gastrointestinal tract,
though she lives in Bend, Oregon
(experienced her pseudo autonomy
before she completed eighteen Earth orbitz
approximately three and a half years ago).

Said healthy apple of...

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Fatty Rascal burst into tears

When someone said he had “big ears”

For big ears indeed Fatty had

He got them from his mom and dad

 

His ears where massive

Hung down to his knees

And flapped around

In the windy breeze

 

What with his big ears

Friends called him Jumbo

And Fatty...

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fatty big 


There’s something about humor

that suffocates my soul

ha- ha soul

a frivolous statement

that drowns out the ***********

and leaves the lust 

in the un-boiled kettle

of a winded self

to  be left and

blown through another day

with the completion

of an undying element

which silly people call

love...

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Fatty Who Became Batty

What we could call Trump is fatty;
His character appears to be catty;
Always meant,
To be hell bent;
Is door nob who did become batty.

Jim Horn...

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God made man perfect
And planted
Two bean-like objects
Inside his abdomen
And warned mankind
Not to eat the forbidden fruits
But mankind failed to listen
And took 
 too much Salt
And took 
Too much Soda
And took 
Too much proteins
And took 
Too much carbohydrates
And took 
Too much fatty foods
And took
Far too much...

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It is crazy
To be lazy
And lousy
To be mousy:
Of one naughty
Who chose to be haughty
And Snobbish
Who often mouths rubbish. 

You can’t be chatty
And not hearty
Nor Natty
When you’re the fatty:
From almost every nit
Not a word of wit,
Everything mirroring a haze
For his longest gaze…

All these: What live observed
And...

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