Best Fallopian Tube Poems
Wanna make a baby?
Here's how it goes....
The ***** enters the vagina.
Then out comes a flow.
Meanwhile from the ovary,
down the fallopian tube.
A tiny egg is swimmimg
and plops into the uterine lube.
After a fierce battle
the fastest sperm wins.
Brakes through the egg's shell.
Then multiplication in ovum begins.
Oxygen and nutrients flow
through the umbilical cord.
From after birth on uterine wall.
Or placenta as it's sometimes called.
A little baby is growing fast.
Nine months to be exact.
The womb then contracts.
These are the facts.
Out pops a baby...
Simple as that!
Categories:
fallopian tube, baby, birth, blessing,
Form:
Verse
Oceans in the skies;
Intangible spiritual realm;
Separated from physical;
Waters dew flow objectives;
Waters?
Oceans in the skies;
I who am a dreamer;
A space marathon;
Awakening not a dreamer;
Instilled resonates His presence-- God;
Flows I am Kingdom Life and light;
Heaven's space;
-walking, swimming, renewed through His grace;
Renewed bright;
Oceans in the skies;
Fallopian tube from heavens space;
Elohim's grace, surfaced;
To earthen vessel seed to egg, spiritual birthing;
Swimming still, glowing in the womb surfing;
Oceans in the skies;
Many levels;
of Heaven's
Streams lakes, rivers, oceans;
Oceans in the skies;
I'm spiritually high searching;
Oceans in the skies;
A profound and imaginative;
-- poetic expression conservative;
Oceans in the skies;
Categories:
fallopian tube, analogy, creation, inspiration, metaphor,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
(following on figurative heals
sans, l'amour,
i.e.,and that bastard conception
of life, liberty, and the
pursuit by George - Marshall ling, Grant
ting, and Bing Frank.)
Expectant motherhood generates aurorean
sonogram x-ray zooms
bringing developed fetus
healthily shimmering viz,
quasi hologram seen
glowing halo, inducing
jubilant kickstarter lil bean,
administering capitalone
earthlinked joyful lyft,
natural pheromone readying cerulean
tommorrows, venerated ecstacy doth gleam
zinging bounteous
dizzying feelings hormones houseclean
jackanapes leviathon nestling
pinterestinly interocean
reaching terminus vista
xing zee birth canal mien
doctor readies Fallopian tube cutting
helping jiggle little nymphean
possibly ranking...
as future topnotch venerated Olympian
fast forward to joyful loving neuro
logically plain resplendent teen
knee weeny tiny
vaunted expanding zing
baby dripping Vasoline
like goo fully gesticulating
happy jolly newborn.
Which miracle whipped
purely by chance
given reason to the most orthodox
to sing and dance,
sans said singular biological
phenomenon does enhance
freshly minted parents,
or the mommas
and papas genetic
copy wrought grants
who already passed along
to a brood of offspring
gushing with excitement
akin to fire hydrants
spewing forth fountain head
treasuring such Kodak moment,
cuz such instance
and subsequent tender
wonderful blessed
Instamatic reverent cherished instants
will zip at greased lightening
via speeding hurled lance
sing remembrance of things past
during twilight years,
an eye blink those yesterdays,
when my troubles seemed so far away
and upon being centenarian,
doddering fogie gripping hold,
hugging intensely, indubitably decrying
how quickly of
decades long ex pants
didst elapse, when tendering
to a coliciky, finicky,
inscrutably lemony snickety offspring
wishing infant would grow up already,
now onset of autonomy
Das Agean sea sunned
father or mother
hood doth rants
at father time, he doth access
without a word an excel lent
power point demonstration
with near vertical line brevity
of how mortality slants.
Categories:
fallopian tube, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
This poetic attempt an abbreviation
how biological insemination
(minus in vitro fertilization)
seeds latent *****sapiens reproduction
possibly since moment of conception,
whereby inchoate progeny
impossible to sustain
fantastic, holistic, terrific... weatherization
against prejudicial germs
that elude uterine infiltration
entering womb thru fallopian tube,
or courtesy external drive
re: environmental perturbation
microscopically initiating
biological emancipation
thank you prick llama chin
please withhold ovation
setting in cellular division motion
begetting August poetic
jejune chain reaction
triggering anonymous
reader to yawn nonstop - definite indication
that yours truly induces excitation
in short shrift inducing
somniferous maximization,
yet for those readers
still awake lemme thank
your much ado about
nothing voluntary solicitation
to decrypt poetic
explanation, explication, exploration...
not asking concordance or agreement (ha)
without being redundant, nor repetitive
with my matted trademark communication
detailing mine opinion
courtesy quasi succinct elaboration
i.e. during the process
of in utero gestation
the embryo/fetus absorbs influences -
sorry no summation
in sight, not even
at anticipated parturition
cuz effects upon psyche of unborn
(unknown even by the twelfth night)
even after birth manifestation
within mind of next generation
heavily impacted courtesy
infernal contribution
despite most commendable
effort at postnatal
efforts to chaperone
son/daughter insulation
against prejudice virtually
impossible mission
(even spectre Tack Cuéllar,
viz ghost of Peter Graves
unable to succeed at extirpation
unfavorable antisemitism, bigotry, cruelty...
I concur religious,
racial, nationality... integration,
could certainly help deescalation
hmm... boot perhaps...
maybe not total elimination...,
yet such salient measure
could help offset blatant
outright, pervasive, queasy...
lifelong societal and personal ramification,
this targeted token
"scapegoat" closes his wordy attestation.
Categories:
fallopian tube, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Shortly seeking to take you
As a witty in-law,
I am in anticipation.
Do you vow to:
Love and to cherish
Keep your sweetheart
Free of bruises?
Hold her in
Sickness and health
In wealth and poverty
Till death do you part?
My sister and her family
Come as one parcel
We sell not our daughters
To men of the night.
The night of your cross-over
The scorpions that sit on the road
Will be cursed!
The witch that holds the fallopian tube
Banished
The broken plates
Packed with a flourish!
That night of your celebration
I’m rebuking the okra
That will not draw
In Tosan’s pot (tafia!)
Cursed be the palm oil
That will not whiten
When bleached
Cursed be the tangled bedspread
To trip your legs
On your mattress!
Together, the gods will unite
In your case,
We shall blow the horn
Of joy
On that beautiful day.
As I eagerly seek to take you
As loving in-law
I am in haste!
Categories:
fallopian tube, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Invention's intention to stave off
the madness of an inevitable demise
of all that is me, mine and I.
Let us create deities to please
and never look at the ground
beneath our feet with the dust
waiting to swallow me, mine and I.
Whole tribes rise up to defend
their holiest of holy
as the insanity of sacrifice
makes a slave of me, mine and I.
Madness. Its all madness
this fallopian tube journey to what purpose,
what Mystery controls this cosmic
spewing out of me's and mine's and I's?
What maudlin monster lies pushing
the wheel to cycle through speace/time?
I'd rather be swinging from a vine.
=========================Title is from the writings of
Emile Cioran describing "Matter" as
"the fruit of an outrage in the womb of nothingness."
Categories:
fallopian tube, life
Form:
Free verse
I picture myself on a bicycle
speeding past this fallopian tube of a man
with the stop sign
squeezing cars through one at a time
like unfertilized eggs
that disappear
into a blur
of uterine dust
I need to get to work on my own road
if he would just flip that sign over
I promise
I will go slow
Categories:
fallopian tube, life,
Form:
Free verse
" I am naked nude
I am spiritually directed true
Naked I am coming down an angel
God and my parents co-created me
I am nude spiritual
Nude descending a staircase
Placed in Fallopian tube
Spiritually nude
Stepping down heaven and creation stairs
Nude spiritually improved
Step-by-step
Breath of Life
Placed in me -
Nude descending a staircase
Step-by-step
Naked physically
Nude spiritually
God Gave Me Breath
Grows me places me in the womb
Leavin Heaven's Door
This mansion home
On a vacation journey
To terrain place earthen space ..
Is this the norm
I'm nude descending a staircase
I Rise I breathe I'm chosen
I'm an embryo as I walk I descend the stairs
I am the temporal Journey from Heaven to Earth for what it's worth
I am nude descending a staircase"
10/10/19
For Nude Descending a Staircase
Contest sponsored by John Lawless
Categories:
fallopian tube, allusion, analogy, blessing, creation,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous to sopping wet dog
drying her/himself after a bath),
I immediately said helloo
to Long lasting fragrance Suave
essentials Daily Clarifying
Deep cleansing Shampoo,
which permeated mine scalp
facilitating healthy follicles.
More so frothy lather upon noggin
after getting rinsed out
yielded bounteous, luscious, luxurious,
and marvelous full bodied tresses
reminiscent when yours truly an adolescent,
a veritable long haired pencil necked geek
whose hirsute trademark
still characterizes atypical sexagenarian
above mentioned characteristic
still (after scores of years)
emblematic of this enigmatic poetaster.
Ever since being in utero
soon after seminal fusion
insync with fallopian tube bearing ova
begot zygote courtesy said gametes,
and engendered silent boom
after piercing zona pellucida
creating microscopic flume,
nevertheless collection of cells
coalescing into embryo
eventually manifesting into yours truly,
I painstakingly took minuscule
comb and brush to groom,
and dreaded most fearfully being locked,
where pair of outsize scissors did loom
threatening to cut thick,
what could best be envisioned analogous
to imperceptible fancy plume
hich features specific feature
drew medical community
(i.e. namely human reproductive specialists)
constituted extensive expanse
within blastocyst very limited room
crowd sourcing out rivaling curious onlookers
formerly geared up
to espy King Tutankhamun's tomb
can you dear reader believe
a hairy globule within the womb
became global attraction
viz - of a young fecund Harriet Harris,
cuz about nine months later
out the birth canal I did zoom.
Categories:
fallopian tube, appreciation, august, care, color,
Form:
Rhyme
What the Heck Doc Got His Thumbs Under My Neck
What the!!! Hey doc what’s this
Put me back
I was find in heaven
Till I came down to
The Fallopian tube
What’s this place
And why yo thumbs under my neck
What the!!
Put me Back, Put me back
I’ didn’t ask to come here
Man, it’s bright, please turn off them lights
Where’s my mama at!
And did I tell you your hands are CoLd!!!
Wahh!
#E
Baby Face What's You Thinkin
12/17/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
fallopian tube, anxiety, baby, birth, boy,
Form:
Rhyme
I am an angel;
And i'm just traveling ;
A terrorist flowing through;
The fallopian tube;
Created by God, Father, Mother
Just the visitor coming through;
unto this torrent world , I'm driving
Look out world
I'm driving
I'm coming through unto life
I'm driving
Yet in my sins now
I am riding in and over curbs and potholes in the road of life
I now know where I've been
Those sins I've driven in
Oh! I need a pathway, I need a a straight away I need a highway
Back to heaven for what it's worth I fell on this Earth now I need an accompaniment Jesus come drive for me
4/24/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Categories:
fallopian tube, adventure, analogy, change, cheer
Form:
Free verse
I come into this world by an attractive thought;
Maybe Godly, maybe not;
Though process define spiritually tied;
To the physical side..
I arrived, I have arrived
Created soul, first spirit then God man and wife
Created me a new life
Through the Fallopian tube I travel
I’ve already been with the FATHER (God)
I am just stone of a man born of flesh
Born of a man I and a soul and spirit
Born of a God a man and woman
5/25/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Categories:
fallopian tube, analogy, birth, blessing, creation,
Form:
Light Verse
I am an angel just traveling a tourists;
Through the fallopian tube;
The visitor coming through;
Until this torrent world;
I'm a traveler visitor from heaven ;
Spiritual being looking for flesh and bones;
To be birth, born until a woman;
5/1/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Categories:
fallopian tube, angel, birth, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
As I emerge into view;
Into this room;
Out of the womb;
From the fallopian tube;
Proceedings walking down;
Golden stairs from heaven;
A kiss a breath of God through my mother's nostrils;
I am emerged;
I am birth;
Cursed;
a solemn utterance intend invoke by Father Adam;
Convicted a sinner from birth through his blood line;
Now freed by remissions of sin;
Confessing through the blood of Jesus Christ;
As I emerge into view;
Into this wound;
Out of the womb;
From the fallopian tube;
Proceedings walking down;
Golden stairs from heaven;
climbing, flying high upward toward the skies;
To see my God and Jesus in the heavenly at death rise unto a new birth;
I am emerged;
I am birth;
No longer accused nor Cursed;
10/4/2021
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Categories:
fallopian tube, analogy, appreciation, birth, blessing,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Shoe Shine for a dime
What time is it
Nuclear drop bom
What time is it
sticky Tuskegee experiment
what time is it
trip through the fallopian tube
what time is it
laid horizontal in a wooden tomb
what time is it
Cabaret Cabaret
what time is it
up up and away Aquarius
what time is it
lighting is on the wall
Church clock bout to bar
ringing Bell all is well
what time is it
6/5/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2024
Categories:
fallopian tube, allegory, analogy, destiny,
Form:
Dramatic Verse