Best Equipment Poems
I feel quiet; most serene-
the rage that swells in me subsides...
Limpid dreams and silent streams
(Eden scenes and sleepy tides)
Tranquil themes, untroubled times-
patient, placid, peaceful Minds.
Unruffled rest, sedated crest;
Reconciled determined Rhymes
fill my brain with calming cleanse;
focused thoughts through laser lens.
Cool, collected directed pens-
From the Heart my poems stem.
Categories:
equipment, dream, heart, poems,
Form:
Rhyme
The Exercise Equipment
By Elton Camp
The workout machine for which I paid a high price
Sitting in the store, looked like it would work nice
So I took it home and then set it up in the den
I used it twice, but after never touched it again
Because I found that it made me sweaty & sore
After learning that, I didn’t use the thing anymore
For a few months, I used it as a handy coat rack
I’d had it far too long for the store to take back
My wife had a yard sale scheduled for the spring
She said, “Why don’t you get rid of that thing?”
So I learned that intentions don’t do any good
For I failed to use the machine the way I should
I doubt that I am the only one to waste that way
I’m going to check yard sales and see some day
Categories:
equipment, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
OLD EQUIPMENT IN THE ATTIC
COLLECTING DUST
HAVEN’T BEEN PLUGGED IN
OR TURNED ON FOR YEARS
ENCRUSTED JOINTS AND TUBES
AND FADED WIRES TURNED THIS WAY AND THAT
DROOPING TO THE FLOOR
FOOD FOR VERMIN
Categories:
equipment, funny, life,
Form:
Blank verse
Mind to wander
Soul to paratroop
Body to decay
Categories:
equipment, birth, satire,
Form:
Triolet
E-very
M-ask
E-ffectively
L-ets
L-ungs
E-ndure
A-s
L-ogical
F-ace
E-quipment
R-epels
E-pidemic
Z-one
Topic: Birthday of Emelle A. Alferez (April 08)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.
Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?
A. Pain in the a$s shedule
B. A monitored mangament shedule
C. A Notified shedule
D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal
Categories:
equipment, guitar, music,
Form:
Ballad
S-tandard
H-ealth
E-quipment
A-bates
N-asty
E-eriness
L-etting
L-ink
E-vaporate
A-nd
L-eave
A-ll
P-eople
I-n
T-riumph
Topic: Birthday of Sheanelle E. Alapit (June 10)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
L-ockdown
E-ffectively
O-vercomes
N-otorious
N-astiness'
E-pidemic
Z-one
A-s
N-ecessary
E-quipment
S-afely
A-pplies
N-eatness
T-o
O-bliterate
S-pread
Topic: Birthday of Leonne Zane A. Santos (May 07)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
C-omplete
E-quipment
C-arried
I-n
L-ife's
E-xperience
Z-one
A-bates
C-ruel
A-dversary
R-eaching
I-ndividual's
A-mazing
S-uccess
Topic: Birthday of Cecile Zacarias (February 07)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Frontliners wear PPE
While they fulfill their duty
To protect humanity
Categories:
equipment, health,
Form:
Englyn
C-oronavirus
H-orribly
E-mploys
F-lu
A-s
B-etter
E-quipment
L-ets
L-ungs
O-vercome
N-astiness
Topic: Birthday of Che Fabellon (April 29)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Castle,
mansion
boat,
plane,
swollen ego
immense pride
huge arrogance,
your notoriety violence
nothing you can take
when you leave here....
From here to beyond...
Even if that were the case,
where are you going,
there is no place or space... !
Categories:
equipment, adventure, allegory, allusion, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
S-afety's
H-ealth
E-quipment
R-ightfully
R-epels
Y-ucky
L-ink's
M-ystery
E-rasing
R-abid
C-ontagion
A-nd
D-readed
O-utbreak
Topic: Birthday of Sherryl Mercado (June 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
E-quipment of protection
D-efends the human race;
N-asty threat of outbreak
A-voids mask on one's face.
E-quipment of protection
S-aves someone from battlefield;
P-andemic poison of virus
A-voids the safety shield.
R-abid risk of ailment
A-pplies invisible infection;
G-uidelines include the use
O-f equipment of protection.
Topic: Birthday of Edna C. Esparago (May 29)
Categories:
equipment, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.
Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?
A. Pain in the a$s shedule
B. A monitored mangament shedule
C. A Notified shedule
D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal
Categories:
equipment, guitar, music,
Form:
Ballad