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The Exercise Equipment

The Exercise Equipment

By Elton Camp

The workout machine for which I paid a high price
Sitting in the store, looked like it would work nice

So I took it home and then set it up in the den 
I used it twice, but after never touched it again

Because I found that it made me sweaty & sore
After learning that, I didn’t use the thing anymore

For a few months, I used it as a handy coat rack
I’d had it far too long for the store to take back

My wife had a yard sale scheduled for the spring
She said, “Why don’t you get rid of that thing?”

So I learned that intentions don’t do any good
For I failed to use the machine the way I should

I doubt that I am the only one to waste that way
I’m going to check yard sales and see some day

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 3/4/2012 5:40:00 PM
so funny and so true! nice one!
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Date: 3/4/2012 5:38:00 PM
ha..you should see mine... a garage filled with the right equipment..lol..still bran new...excellent poem....pd
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Date: 3/4/2012 1:16:00 PM
Bet ya so many can identify with this one Elton.. You made me smile tonight ;-) Wilma
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